Rummy's SSB - The crap-de-la-crap of government secret agencies.

[politicaholic]

Have you ever wondered what's going on behind that nut case's squinty little suction face?

SS + KGB = SSB

Do we really need another secret shadow agency? Now Rummy has his own elite group of assassins out there making all Americans look like ass...ass...ins... (ahem, sorry)

:wtf: Who's paying for it?

Democracy doesn't work when our leaders don't practice it.

Three Questions:

1) How do I join?

2) Do I get a compass knife?

3) When I get to Osama bin Laden's secret underwater layer will the scantily clad women hanging around the tropical pool view me with coy interest or try to kill me with specialized and deadly falafel weapons?

[wadestock]

1. It's getting bad by the minute....

They are all paranoid...
naturally looking over their shoulders because they know they are truly incompetent.

Do you have any idea how out of control the "homeland security office" is in terms of searching for problems that have no correlation with true terrorism?

[politicaholic]

3. They think they're confused...

I'm still trying to figure out what terrorist security threat level I should paint my bathroom!

[RBHam]

2. Murder Inc. gone ballistic...

"Ve haf vays of making you talk..."

[lebkuchen]

4. This story quietly went away shortly after it first broke

I was hoping to find an URL here, hoping that McCain had actually followed through on hearings to learn what was up w/all the secrecy going on in Rummy's realm behind Congress' back.