Some "reporter" ol' "Jeff Gannon" is.

[tuvor]

He must drive his editor nuts:

Jeff Gannon
A Voice of the New Media

The voice goes silent.

Because of the attention being paid to me I find it is no longer possible to effectively be* a reporter for Talon News. In consideration of** the welfare of me and my family*** I have decided to return to private life.

Thank you to all those**** who supported me.

*Split infinitive
**should be "for"
***should mention his family first, and himself, second.
****"those" is unnecessary.

Well, that's what I'd tell him if I were his editor. Two sentences and four mistakes; can you believe it?

Hope I didn't make any mistakes in this post. :)

[KissMeKate]

1. lol he has a degree in education

guess hes a no child left behind type of teacher.

[elperromagico]

2. Aww, give him a break. He write the way we talks.

:D

[Chipper Chat]

3. Obviously, he belongs to the "me first" generation.

*

[Must_B_Free]

4. I like this mistake:

"No I was not quote unquote a journalist quote unquote. "

so that's 'No I was not "" a journalist ""'.

You only need one 'quote unquote'; its meant to modify whatever comes after it; it is assumed that what follows is between the quote and the unquote.

[tuvor]

6. That's embarrassing. Where did you find that? n/t

[Must_B_Free]

7. at the end of this interview

http://www.mediachannel.org/views/dissector/affalert322.shtml

[LynnTheDem]

10. And it's not "unquote", it's end quote.

To quote "speak English properly" end quote.

But then even our REAL journalists are barely literate nowadays, let alone the freepo-fascist fake ones.

[Spider Jerusalem]

11. And it's not "unquote"...

it's "close quote". (or, as observed above, "end quote".)

[BuyingThyme]

12. I never understood why people talk like that in the first place...

Why do they put the quotes together, instead of putting them where they -- quote, unquote -- belong?

[monobrau]

5. Faith based grammer -nt

[The Minus World]

8. Our Children is Learning!

He attended a course on The Joys of Conservative Newspeak, and I'm sure it reshuffled his synapses on a basic level.

Surely you're being a bit picky with the split infinitive business, though!

[Spider Jerusalem]

9. Here...corrected.

Because of the attention I am receiving I find it is no longer possible to be effective as a reporter for Talon News. Out of consideration for my family's welfare, and my own, I have decided to return to private life.

Thanks to those who supported me.

(whenever I see grammar like that, I take a mental blue pencil to it, but I usually refrain from saying anything...I can dispense with good manners here, though.)