Forget Jeb Bush, the actual nominee to be the next Republican President...

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will be Georbush the Destroyer. (Parody)

"We first met Georbush the Destroyer in a parallel universe. Georrbush the Destroyer always insisted that we use the title 'the Destroyer' or there would be 'consequences'. Georbush says Bush has been an inspiration to him and he claimed that he would like to destroy as much as our current President has. He also said that Bush was the reason why he is in the line of work he is now, which is also the same reason that he has the title, 'the Destroyer'. Georbush has an interesting platform. The items include:

1. 50% of all of the blood in the blood banks across the country would be given to him (We have no idea why he would do this)

2. He wants many things named after himself and a couple of things named after Bush

3. Destroy Iraq

4. Destroy any States that vote blue

5. Create a Department of Destruction and nominate George W. Bush to be the Secretary of this new Department

6. Give items of Destruction to all citizens

7. Tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts

Georbush may have some problems courting the Christian Right, he has horns, a tail, and worhips himself, but Pat Robertson has said, "I like this guy, God told me he would win and be the next President".

Georbush the Destroyer has said he will definitely run for the Republican Party. He has said, "I love the Republican Party, they destroy everything, so there is no doubt I will seek the nomination for that party and that party alone".

Georbush the Destroyer then showed us the door and said he had some business to attend to."