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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 05:08 PM
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The Resurrection of Jeff Gannon
Who among us has not registered a few gay-porno-escort web sites here and there along the road of life? Let he or she or it cast the first aspersion, I say unto you.

And who among us has not used our White House connections to obtain "special favors" and Spew False Propaganda (SFP) hither and yon? Let he or she or it utter the first unkind witicism, I say unto you.

And finally I ask: who among us has not committed a little treason here and there by outing a CIA operative or two once in a while? Let he or she or it raise the first eyebrow in disapproval of a True Republican Zealot (TRZ), you have saidith unto you.

Repent of your Evil (TM) Ways DUers.
The Days are Numbered (starting with Jan. 1 and ending with Dec. 31).

Let he or she or it who hath wisdom come to understanding.
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 05:11 PM
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1. I can honestly say...
I have never numbered my days. But it helps that I'm bad in math.
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 05:28 PM
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2. Retroactive advice for Brother Guckert
on the road to Redemption...

“Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.” - Elbert Hubbard
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 05:29 PM
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4. I'm going to guess he's got it in reverse.
He's lucky if he isn't a damn fool for 23 hours 55 minutes. Hey, I'm not that bad in math after all.
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KissMeKate Donating Member (741 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 05:29 PM
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3. lol, spiral eom
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 05:43 PM
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5. Don't we have to crucify him first ?
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