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Q: Why was a partisan hack, using an alias and with no journalism background, given repeated access to daily White House press briefings? Answered on Feb-14-05
A: Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of the White House staff. But I repeat myself. (apologies to Mark Twain)
Q: "I first came across him two years ago when I was deputy press secretary and he started covering the White House," McClellan said about Guckert's identity. "I knew he asked questions from a conservative viewpoint, but that was all." Which is precisely why McClellan came across him. Answered on Feb-14-05
A: The question begging for an answer is how, in the post 9/11/ Patriot Act/ Code Orange, Yellow, Fucshia country in which we live, does a person with a false identity conduct business in the White House on a daily basis, let alone within a few feet of a sitting President? If bloggers can research this info from the public domain, shouldn't we expect the same from our government?
Q: Why was someone with connections to male prostitution given unfettered access to the White House and copies of internal CIA documents? Answered on Feb-14-05
A: Helen Thomas has had that very same question tatooed on her forehead today in hopes of getting a response from the White House.
Q: Americablog.org has better pictures of Jeff than this. Caution, not worksafe; close the door first. Answered on Feb-14-05
A: Quite the chameleon, wouldn't you say? The moniker "cartoon character" fits him better each day... still, the question remains: Who in the White House gave him the credential and how did he pass an even cursory background check?
Q: You rock!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Inspired genious, I tell ya! Laughed till I thought I'd pee my pants!! Answered on Feb-14-05
A: Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered--either by themselves or by others. Mark Twain
Q: Is this the real pass, and did you write crayions all over it? Or is it a joke? Answered on Feb-14-05
A: Yes?
Q: Is it toast yet? Answered on Feb-14-05
A: Toast being served any minute at
http://www.americablog.org/ Q: instead of the crayon drawing of me on the badge, would you please sell one w/ the pic of me in my underwear? ok, so you're here..... still sexy after all these years.....
http://members.aol.com/jdg17/ Answered on Feb-14-05
A: The president won the election with 62,028,719 over Kerry's 59,028,550 and claimed he had a mandate..hmmmm
Q: Iz axing the preznit hard kweshins scaree? Answered on Feb-14-05
A: Thanks Billy - unfortunately, no one has yet to ever ask Preznit Bush a hard question in a very long time, because they are afraid they'll get no turkee.
Q: *The naughty neocon Guckert *Was adept at arse-kissing and suckert *So cloven-hoofed Rove *Gave him a new name, by jove *Now it looks like he's right out of luckert ...well...you try to find a rhyme for "Guckert!" Answered on Feb-14-05
A: here goes...There once was a White House correspondent named Gannon...who worked for an outfit called Talon; his feelings got hurt when blogs called him out for being a paid lying shill for the Bush White House and the regular independent media wondered if Guckert favored a skirt. Just saying..
Q: Would it be possible to get Rove's signature on this as well??? Perhaps one that for a change is NOT written with disappearing ink. Answered on Feb-14-05
A: Sources I can't identify swear that Rove also has no reflection in mirrors and casts no shadow...
Q: Hilarious! Answered on Feb-13-05
A: I was going to go for witty but I just witnessed Melissa Etheridge's performance on the Grammys...WOW
Q: When I stop laughing so hard, can I bid. Oh, I'm tearing up here. This is totally priceless. And can you smack the Zellmeister for me. I hate DINOS. Answered on Feb-13-05
A: I'd love to Mom...thanks for stopping by and Happy Valentines Day!
Q: I am willing to publish false propaganda for money and have no real morals, but love to act arrogant and superior to others. Can't I have my own new White House press pass? Answered on Feb-13-05
A: But Rupert, your Fox anchors are already doing such a bang up job....
Q: Do you think Mr. Guckert will have any further use of this press pass? Answered on Feb-13-05
A: I think Mr. G is as welcome in the White House right now as Al Franken... or Howard Stern...
Q: Was that last question from Zell? I thought "stanrds" was the clue. This must be one of those people you score great items with on ebay because the "Zeller" can't spell! Sheeple sheeple sheeple..just because you're intelligent, astute, participate in democracy and stay informed, doesn't necessarily mean you are a Democrat now does it? Republicans please use the spellcheck provided for you by Ebay, so we can decipher your rants more easily..although, "it's all Clinton's fault (and "Ali Bright's"), yawn, isn't exactly a new concept from the Repugs. Answered on Feb-13-05
A: Ebay has spellcheck? How 'bout factcheck?
Q: "Royal Doulton figurine or a vintage fishing lure" Sorry those jokes are only funny to you. I like this little blog, it is a fine example of how desperate democrats have become. ABANDON SHIP!!!! THE 'ENDS JUSTIFY THE MEANS' DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS GOING DOWN! Answered on Feb-13-05
A: C'mon, ease up Zell...if we abandon ship who would you have to yell at?
Q: You should hold yourselves to higher stanrds thatn republicans. Sadly you don't. How that makes me a republican god only knows. I was a die-hard democrat, but when I saw Clinton and Alibright telling me Iraq had WMD, i thought 'these democrats needs a reality check'. The WMD lie was one start by democrats and handed over to Bush like a house-warming gift. So we split the vote in 2000, and you dems refused to reform in 2004. Point is, you think it is bad now, you democrats will find yourself further isolated from the political power structure until you change your ways. Answered on Feb-13-05
A: can I interest you in a Royal Doulton figurine or a vintage fishing lure?
Q: If I win will you throw in lunch with Rove? Nice blog here! Check out dialykos.com. Answered on Feb-13-05
A: When lunching with Rove I recommend 3 martinis...you'll not be able to keep anything else down. And I think you meant to write www.dailykos.com, the other site is Bin Laden's kidney clinic (in a cave near Tibet I hear)..
Q: If this item is related to an impending impeachment, can I use it as a one time border pass to come back in from Canada? Answered on Feb-13-05
A: We've been enjoying some frigid Canadian air this weekend down here...I'm going to make pancakes now.
Q: If I win, can I pay with the "worthless IOU"'s the rightwing nutjobs are saying is in the Social Security trust fund? *Actually it is US treasury bonds, and if as Shrub says they are worthless, then get ready for the Chinese to ask us to pay our tab. In real estate. Answered on Feb-13-05
A: I'll accept gold bullion, money order or Paypal.
Q: Excellent job. I keep trying to figure out how to use Ebay to get the news across. Always amazing how dumb Repugnicans sound isn't it? Like it's a virtue almost!That's what attracts them to Bush, "he's just like them". You'd think theyd'd rather know they've been hoodwinked (bushwhacked) right along with the rest of us, but noooooo...they're gonna defend the lies until Bush is disappearing THEIR kids. Go Randi! Go Malloy! Go Air America, Thom Hartmann...Guy James..wake up Repugnicans...the Truth is coming out,like it or not,and you're going down. Thanks for the auction!!Maybe we can auction the Ann the Man Coulter Love Doll next! Answered on Feb-13-05
A: Arguments have no chance against petrified training; they wear it as little as the waves wear a cliff. Mark Twain
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