(PHOTO) The REAL game Dubya is playing...

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[Not_Giving_Up]

1. His bald fetish is extremely annoying n/t

[Pam-Moby]

2. LOL Walks like a duck, talks like a duck-it must be a duck. n/t

[paineinthearse]

3. News flash!!!!! Laura is bald.....wears a wig. n/t

[Hugin]

4. Ack!

Doggonit! CUT THAT OUT!

Now, I'm going to have to wear my
tin hat till 2008.

:tinfoilhat:

FREAKS ME OUT!

[Bouncy Ball]

5. Ewwwww, I had no idea he had such a bald fetish.

You can just see his personal ad now, can't you?

[JDPriestly]

6. What would Freud say?

Do you suppose he perceives bald heads as phallic symbols? Hmmmm! Maybe that's why the gay bashing.

[Hugin]

7. Freud would keep his hat on and say..

"Keepen der neurotic sicken germittens offen mein kopf, dummkopf!"

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

13. LOL...

Thanks for the chuckle!

[jazzjunkysue]

16. Sehr gut gesehen!

[Ilsa]

18. First laugh I've had today! Thank you very much! n/t

[Niche]

8. Is "Jeff Gannon" what * meant by his man-date?

[Hugin]

9. New word for the Demopedia...

* is a Pateophile!

Pateophile n.
1. One who has an irresistible urge to rub bald heads.

[Clark2008]

10. I get the funny, but, my Lord, what an egotistical jerkoff!

Why the FUCK would you lay hands on ANYONE's head?

I do my son, but he's, well MY SON...

Ohhh... I think I've stumbled upon a Freudian analogy here. Hmmmmmm...

[enough]

11. KIck!

[justiceischeap]

15. You've stumbled upon something in your wording

Why the FUCK would you lay hands on ANYONE's head?

It could actually be the evangelical "laying of hands" to pass on the Lords power... Just a thought.

[Jamastiene]

12. The kid in the pic in the middle

better look out. It looks like Bush is getting ready to molest the poor kid especially with that look on his face and where he seems to be directing the kid. I knew he was a perv.

[Karenina]

14. LOL!!!

:kick:

[jazzjunkysue]

17. It's a power play, and insult. I'm short, and people do that to me,

even though I'm not bald. I have a large personality, and people who are uncomfortable with it occasionally touch my head. It feels like, "Now, sit down, little one. I'm in charge, here." It's a power play, to put people in submission. He can get away with it because you're not supposed to touch the king. It's the move of a bully: he knows it can't be returned. It's the ultimate chicken hawk move, since there are laws about chickens actually shitting you.

[DemonFighterLives]

19. I agree

You only see the baldees blushing and looking down in submission. What a di*khead president. He can't respect someone for their hairdo, or anything else.

[Lisa]

20. I'm short, and they do that to me too ...

or did, until I got my doctoral degree!

If Dubya tried that (not that he would, since I haven't got the bald dome that he seems to find so attractive) -- I would reach up and muss his expensively-coiffed lid. He'd probably become very irritable. As you say, it's a power play and nobody is supposed to touch him. (Various commentators have said that his habit of patting or smooching strangers is affectionate -- not true, since people who really are that way like being touched themselves.)

The Secret Service would likely break my arm and slam me against the wall, but it would be worth it just to see Bush's indignation that a mere slip of a girl would disrespect him so.