(Texas) Woman Denies Sherry Enema (negligent homicide) Charge

[Up2Late]

Thu Feb 10, 2005 02:34 PM ET

HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas woman indicted last month for allegedly giving her husband a lethal sherry enema said he was an enema addict who did it to himself, a newspaper reported Thursday.

Tammy Jean Warner said late husband Michael Warner had an alcohol problem and enjoyed giving himself wine or sherry enemas because his body would absorb the spirits more quickly that way.

"That's the way he went out and I'm sure that's the way he wanted to go out because he loved his enemas," she told the Houston Chronicle.

Michael Warner, 58, died on May 21 and was found to have a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered too drunk to drive in Texas.
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"Mrs. Warner...is also charged with destroying his will, but she denied the charge..."
(Isn't that the Responsibility of every wife?):evilgrin:

(more at link)
<http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=7597770&src=rss/oddlyEnoughNews>

[jdots]

1. Let me be the first and last for the old enema joke

with friends like her .........who needs bla bla bla humans are sick

[ISUGRADIA]

2. Law & Order - April 05 look for this story to be another

"ripped from the headlines" adaptation.

[Vogon_Glory]

3. Still Un Peut Trop

I still think that TWO 1.5 liter bottles of sherry are a bit much. From what I've heard from people who've done this, you actually are supposed to HALF the dose you drink to get buzzed, not double it or quadruple it as these folks did.

Personally, I drink rarely, and prefer to partake orally when I do.

:evilgrin:

[sendero]

4. I'm certainly no slouch..

.... in the "handling his liquor" category but 3 liters of sherry? That is a LOT of alcohol. It would take me all day to get through that much, and then I'd regret it :)

[Up2Late]

5. But have you ever blown a .047?

ROTFLMAO
What they don't say is, Sherry is a "Fortified Wine," which means Wine with added Alcohol.

[Up2Late]

6. Kick n/t

:kick: