I need some ideas

[sleepyhead]

I got one of those joke emails from an acquaintance - entitled World's Smallest Books, with things like How I Served My Country by Jane Fonda, and Why I love Bill by Hillary Clinton. I am trying to compose a similar list, which I will send via "reply all", with the title "You forgot these" but I am brain dead tonight and need suggestions.

So far I have:

My Military Service, by George W. Bush
What I have Learned about Al-Qaeda, by Condi Rice
The Ethics of Journalism, co-edited by Jeff Gannon (aka James Guckert), Armstrong Williams, and Robert Novak

Anyone else have suggestions?

[babylonsister]

1. Confessions Of A Warmonger by Don Rumsfeld

Edited to add: oops, just re-read your post; you wanted short!
Well this would encompass at least several books, so delete!

[sleepyhead]

14. I will make a second section for multi-volume books

And that's a great place to start!

[two gun sid]

16. No you were right the first time.

That bastard will never confess anything.

[theorist]

2. Off the top of my head.

The Vegetarian Cookbook, by Dick Cheney
Fighting International Terror, by John Ashcroft and Tom Ridge

And one of the longest books:
Torture and the Constitution, by Alberto Gonzales

[itzamirakul]

3. Under the ethics of Journalism don't forget

that there was a woman writer found to be accepting payola also. I have forgotten her name...Molly? Maggie? something like that...someone else will remember, I am sure

[itzamirakul]

7. Mayb e this..

How the PNAC serves Mankind by Wolfowitz, Perle, et al

The ABCs of Torture by Gonzales

[sleepyhead]

18. You're right

But I forget her name too.

[sleepyhead]

36. Maggie Gallagher.

I will add her.

[MissWaverly]

4. suggestion

What I know about Canada and the Vietnam War by Ann Coulter

[Mich Otter]

5. Short Book

How about;
"Everything I've Gotten Right," by George Dumb?Yeah! Bush

[babylonsister]

6. How I Got Down With The 'Hood by Laura Bush nt

[detroitguy]

8. How about...

"What I Learned in the National Guard" by GW Bush

"Wisdom from Our Father" The Bush Twins

"The WMDs of Iraq" by Anonymous

[babylonsister]

11. The Flexible Fallafel by Bill O'Reilly nt

[two gun sid]

23. ROFL... Wisdom from our father...

[itzamirakul]

9. Another suggestion...

Lying under oath for Dummies by Rice

or

Lying under oath for Fun, Profit and Promotion by Rice

[sleepyhead]

17. These look like multi-volume sets too! n/t

[RoBear]

10. My business successes

by Dubya.

[sthorne]

12. Hmmm

The Truth, the Whole Truth by Condoleezza Rice.
The FOX Guide to Honest Journalism by FOX Editors
Casting the First Stone by Jerry Falwell

[kohodog]

13. World Destruction For Dummies, by Neocons

[two gun sid]

15. On The Origin of Species by Pat Robertson

How to Kick the Habit by Rush Limbaugh
Chemical and Biological Agents by Tom Ridge
Advanced Studies in Law by Alberto Gonzales
On the Trail of the Anthrax Killer by John Ashcroft

[tuvor]

19. "Missions I've Accomplished" by GWB

[Dude_CalmDown]

20. "Bush's Brain" - n/t

*

[lildreamer316]

21. How to Stay With One Woman Forever by Rush Limbaugh

..or something to that effect-maybe How To Treat Your Wife When She's Sick/Has a Serious Disease. Whatever.

[sleepyhead]

24. Good one.

It could be ghost-written by Newt Gingrich!

[lildreamer316]

22. Keepin' It Real --by the Bush Admin. (pick one)n/t

[sparky_in_ma]

25. Don't Hate Me for Being Beautiful--Ann Coulter

:puke:

[CoffeeCat]

26. Shortest books...

--How To Be An Independent, Free-Thinking Woman With a Mind of Your Own--by Laura Bush

--How to Make Love to a Woman, by Ken Mehlman

--Why Daddy Makes Me Proud, by Jenna Bush

--Respecting Women in the Workplace, by Bill Reilly

--Men I Haven't Blown, by Anne Coulter

--The Buff Guy's Way to a Lean, Sexy Bod! by Karl Rove

--Let There Be Peace on Earth, and Let it Begin With Me, by George Bush

[crispini]

30. Oh, these made me LOL....

especially the Mehlman one....

[Sal Minella]

27. "Preserving Aryan Purity" by Strom Thurmond

"Ethics in Foreign Affairs" by John Negroponte
"My Beauty Secrets" by Camilla Parker Bowles
"Successful Campaigning" by Robert Mugabe and George Bush
"The Rewards of Capitalism" by Hugo Chavez
"How To Be A Great Actress" by Julia Roberts
"My Life As A Christian" by Jerry Falwell
"Easy At-Home Abortions" by William Rehnquist and Antonin Scalia

[Tactical Progressive]

28. "All I Did to Protect America from Terrorism" - a GWB memoir

[deadparrot]

29. "Campaign Tactics I Find Loutish" by KKKarl Rove.

[Toucano]

31. Expressions I Can Say Correctly by George W. Bush

How to Be Proud of Your Lesbian Child, by Dick & Lynne Cheney

How I Captured Osama bin Laden, by George W. Bush

That Time I Helped the Poor, by George W. Bush

The Importance of Honesty, by The Republican National Committee

50 Ways Jesus Lives in Me, by Jerry Falwell

[Greybnk48]

32. One with no pages

The complete guide to Compassionate Conservatism.

But my favorite so far is Ann Coulter's "Men I haven't blown."

[deacon]

33. A Collection of Original Thoughts by GW Bush and..

A Guide To Public Speaking by GW Bush.

I Am A Diplomat by Condi Rice

A Collection of Fair And Balanced News Articles by Fox Network

The Empathy I Feel by Dick Cheney

Shortcuts in Resumes' by Jeff Gannon

My Take On Logic by Sean Hannity

Why Fools Rush In by GW Bush

[ironflange]

34. The Wit and Wisdom of. . .

Fill in the blank. So many, so many it boggles the mind.

[sleepyhead]

35. Wow, thanks!

Lots of witty responses here - I am going to compose my reply tonight!