Hillary Potter and the Senate Chamber of Secrets

[Andy_Stephenson]

Even by Hogwarts standards, Hillary Potter was no ordinary Senator. Whether or not they'd heard about the Prophecy, new acquaintances couldn't help staring at the red mark on her forehead. It was the indentation left there by a headband she'd once worn, and something only Hillary's best friends knew was that it throbbed when she sensed danger. But why was it pulsing now?

Looking up from her bowl of Bertie Botts' navy bean soup, she couldn't suppress a flash of annoyance as she saw the vaporous figure drifting through the Senate cafeteria. Its shoes floating above the floor, it was trying to greet the busy wizards and their staffers, who often strode right through its outstretched hand.


http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0337/carson.php

[emad]

1. Pulsating indentation (or cosmic black hole)?

Identical to the one sported on Lynne Forester de Rothschild's botoxed brow, Hill knew it was the only external evidence of the alient implants she'd accepted in exchange for countersigning an Enron gagging order that gave authorship of Harry Potter to JK Rowling, and finally permitted Lily Safra to inherit Edmond's filthy billions and forget that little permanent lifetime ban on residing in London.......................

[demnan]

2. thanks, funny post!

That's a great parody!

[pippin]

3. Funny!

Funny and delightful satire! Thank goodness there are some lighter moments in life! :-)