Bwahaha... just made up some Gannon lyrics...

[Flubadubya]

Whaddya think?

I'm too sexy for my post,
I'm the "journalist" with the most!

Had to leave the White House corps,
Now the libs all call me "whore"...

but I'm too sexy for my post,
I'm the "journalist" with the most.

Had to give up all my White House privies,
but you can still see me in my nice white skivies!

I'm too sexy for my post!

[BlueEyedSon]

1. He's a "presstitute"

[KurtNYC]

2. Or a "porn-alist"

[BOSSHOG]

3. Very Nice, Flubadubya - Outstanding

How bout (Billie Jean)

Jeffy Gannon's not my lover
just a whore
sucking up to the right

he's a man of the night

[Flubadubya]

4. Thank BH...

or (to Billie Jean)

Jeffy Gannon's not my boy...
he's just whore that can't be ignored.

He thinks he's a boy-toy, but that
ain't the case,

He's just an old fart who just lost his place,
on the White House press corps floor.

He thinks he's God's gift to man and Republican,
but for this old queen the Dems have another plan...

and the boy is not my toy!

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

5. How funny...

:kick:

[EFerrari]

6. Rewriting the "I-95 Song"

"Was I born an asshole
or did I work at it my whole life?"

Keith Olbermann is covering the story just now.