Amazon book reviews by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot

[beam me up scottie]

Okay most of you might be familiar with the General from his website:
http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/
but have you read the book reviews he does on amazon?
Here's a sample:
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The Strong-Willed Child: Birth Through Adolescence by James C. Dobson
152 of 153 people found the following review helpful:

The power of humiliation, February 4, 2005
"While I agreed with Dr. Dobson when wrote that parents should beat their kids with sticks or paddles rather than with bare hands, I wondered why he didn't mention electrical cords, catte prods or stun guns. I like to call the latter, "Jesus' Thunder." Nothing get's a kid's attention faster than 50,000 volts of electricity arcing between two contacts."
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and it only gets BETTER
check it out.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/AAUSVPYNJ8TDZ/ref=cm_aya_rev_all/104-7237563-8016736

[knight_of_the_star]

1. I think he's being sarcastic (n/t)

[Sinistrous]

3. Of course he is. But a sobering thought:

I wonder how many of those 152 folks who found the review "helpful" actually caught on to the sarcasm.

[beam me up scottie]

4. I KNOW.

Obviously amazon hasn't caught on.
Gee, I hope I didn't ruin it...

[Jacobin]

2. LOL

I love this guy.

Check out the link. Worth it :bounce:

[glitch]

5. I needed this. What a hoot! Thanks for sharing. I look forward to more. nt

[beam me up scottie]

6. You're quite welcome.

My dad gets the credit for finding this one though.
Did you read his blog? Check out the box on the right marked 'patriots' for more spoof sites.

Here's one of his recent posts:
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Tuesday, February 08, 2005
Criminal intent
Chief Tom Cowan
Burleson (Texas) Police Department

"Dear Chief Cowan,

Today, Radio France ran a story about a Burleson woman you arrested last year for selling "sex toys" at a "Passion Party." I'm a little embarrassed to admit that I didn't know such things existed until I heard the report. Curious to learn more, I did a little research. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that the therapeutic prostate stimulation device I use to rehab my little soldier is illegal in Texas.

That has me a little worried. It's always been my dream to wear chaps and visit Our Leader's cowboy ranch. Now, I'm afraid to do it. Sure, I could leave Big Brutus--that's the model name of the therapeutic device I use--home, but if I want to see my little soldier stand proud and tall again, I can't let anything interrupt his workout regimen.

Is there a way I can register Big Brutus so that I can avoid being arrested? I'd be willing to remove the batteries and keep it locked up when not in use if that's what's required.

I'm not the only person affected by this law. I understand that Bill O'Reilly owns a Super Uncut Brutus with MagicTip™ Action. Any help you could give me would make it easier for him to visit Texas as well.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot"
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I would have jumped off the nearest bridge 4 years ago if it weren't for stuff like this.

[glitch]

7. Yeah I did - and beautiful writing. This guy could go places. I hope he

keeps at it. (And did you see his products?? Hilarious!)