All right, who was Jimmy Jeff banging in the White House?

[Enraged_Ape]

Poll question: All right, who was Jimmy Jeff banging in the White House?

The 100% impermeable cone of media silence on this Jimmy Jeff Gannert story can only indicate one thing: The Jimmy Jeff story is horribly embarrassing to somebody VERY high up in the White House. It would have to be even more embarrassing than plundering the US treasury, robbing Social Security, or enriching Halliburton by killing thousands of American soldiers and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians, because the lame-ass mainstream media even sort of covered those stories a little. They are avoiding the Jimmy Jeff saga like the plague.

So someone was definitely gettin' it from Gannert, and that someone got him access to the White House. But who?

[Arkana]

1. My money's on Snotty Scotty McClellan

Methinks Snotty Scotty doth protest too much for someone who knows nothing.

[Ganja Ninja]

2. Looks like Condi's in the clear on this one.

:evilgrin:

[Kansas Wyatt]

10. Nope, Condi used a strap-on.

[dvaravati]

3. who cares?

its nobody's business.

[SmokingJacket]

6. If they hadn't done what they did to Clinton, I would agree

with you.

But they did. The Republicans need to pay the piper.

[Enraged_Ape]

11. And it may have resulted in the outing of a CIA operative

Which is treason.

It's a very big deal, and very relevant.

[DistressedAmerican]

15. And your idle homophobic speculation helps hightlight that how?

This gay repug witchhunt should stop. We're acting no better than them right now!

[Enraged_Ape]

16. It matters not a whit to me what his orientation is

It involves a common prostitute possibly exposed to classified national security information by a highly-placed official in the White House. And that's unconscionable, regardless.

[DistressedAmerican]

25. Again I ask you HOW your post in anyway furthers that argument

It is not like you have evidence he IS sleeping with a WH staffer. Idle speculation like this just focuses on some fictious "gay comspiracy' within the whitehouse that allowed him in and compromised security. It is little better than some sort of homophobic "Red Scare".

"Are You Now Or Have You Ever Slept With Jeff Gannon?"

You have no evidence that he was sleeping with anyone.

What the hell does that have to do with the guy outing Valerie Plame?

[Enraged_Ape]

26. Because hookers throughout time have been able...

to exert influence on people in high office and in positions of national security. Indeed, there have been spy networks fairly recently that used prostitutes for this very purpose.

And because this exact type of influence easily explains how a cheesy goof like Jimmy Jeff was able to get in the places he was and see the things he reportedly saw.

[DistressedAmerican]

27. So That Qualifies As Proof In Your Mind That He Is Banging Someone

in the WH. Pretty sad standard of proof.

Ever consider they were so fucking incompetent they didn't freaking know? It is not like this administration has a long track record of good intelligence gathering.

[Enraged_Ape]

28. Let me put it this way...

I think they're a lot hornier than they are stupid.

[mattclearing]

12. Hey, that sounds like Clinton consistency!

How dare you?

;)

[Vickers]

17. *sniff* I remember the simpler time you conjure...

THOSE DAYS ARE LONG GONE.

[Carni]

19. I care--what is a prostitute doing in the WH Press corp?

Why was a person who engaged in criminal activity, with no journalistic credentials (and a fake name to boot) allowed such access?

If the chimp wasn't IN on this...then heads would be rolling for allowing someone like Gannon the ability to be in the same room with the so called Pres of the U.S.

Lewinsky wasn't a prostitute and she didn't have bogus credentials, or access--in addition I am assuming she had every security clearance known to man in order to work IN the Whitehouse on a daily basis.

Gannon was scooted into position by someone with a very high level position...furthermore was it blackmail that gained Gannon his access? We don't know the answer to that question.

This would fall under the issue of national security (DUH?)

[Az]

4. Scotty is getting gaybar bursts right now

Best bet is Scotty.

[in_cog_ni_to]

5. He was doin' all of them.

Scottie, KKKRove, Dickie and the Chimp. He was "serving at the pleasure of the President." ;)

[rwork]

7. And they claim

Karl Rove is a political genius.

[ohio_liberal]

8. I don't think it was anyone in the White House

I think he was having "relations" with Bobby Eberle.

[Sparkly]

14. or Richard Powell?

(But if it was somebody in the WH, my bet's on Scottie.)

[Dulcinea]

24. Mehlman?

He was my first guess, but if the other party's in the WH, I also think it's that sniveling twerp Scotty.

[stillcool]

9. This is just too much fun,,,,

Its so nice to have a * scandal that hasn't cost lives or liberty. Its almost refreshing...except for the Plame thing...,looking forward to more birds of the same feather

[Norquist Nemesis]

13. Scooter!

Oh, come on! With a name like "Scooter" it's gotta be!

Plus, Libby's got my vote for the Plamedrop. :)

[MADem]

20. Scooter is in the clear

He released Matthew Cooper from his "vow of silence" on journalistic sources re: Plame. The only reason he did this is because he is in the clear, at least as far as Cooper goes. I think Scott McClellan has a real problem. And his name is Jimmy-Jeff!

[Carni]

18. IMO The answer to this question would bring the whole admin down

A prostitute, faux reporter with access to the Pres during a time of *terraism* and *war*?

I agree this guy was fooling around with someone very influential.

[noonwitch]

21. Rove always struck me as having "those tendancies"

Never seen with a lady friend, has centered his life on shrub. It's more than that, he strikes me as effette.

[JohnnyCougar]

22. It was all of them

One big circle jerk.

[JohnnyCougar]

23. .

..

[mitchum]

29. Chunky bottom Karl Rove (even though he doesn't have a pretty mouth)

[Geek_Girl]

30. I can't help but think

* and Bulldog haven't tossled a time or two. Maybe that's how * keeps getting those bruises