Best one-liner re "Jeff Gannon"

[Zan_of_Texas]

Let's have fun!

We in the Bush administration know that marriage is between one closeted man, one irrelevant woman, and one hot gay male escort.

The Bush administration: setting new World Class Hypocrisy records daily.....

James Guckert: Blowing the paying customers....all in a day's work. Blowing a CIA agent's cover.....priceless.

Is the Bush White House against gay marriage because if all the gays get married, there might be a shortage of male prostitutes?

[blm]

1. Bush turns journalists into prostitutes and prostitutes into journalists.

as posted by kimsterdemster

[Quakerfriend]

3. Haaaaaaaaa! LOL!

Oh, I hope this story never dies...it's too much fun!:beer:

As sick as that may sound! I suppose their hypocrisy is really getting to me!:bounce:

[KC21304]

4. Beautiful ! nt

[Eric J in MN]

11. Good one. (nt)

nt

[David Zephyr]

15. Brilliant!

:thumbsup:

[mitchum]

21. Beautifully constructed!

[cmd]

32. That says it all!

Congratulations, I declare you the winner!

[Old Mouse]

2. I got me a man-date

[regnaD kciN]

39. That's precisely it! From now on, make sure you refer to JGJG...

...as "the Republican man-date."

And be sure to turn that around when needed. If anyone mentions Bush or the G.O.P. having a "mandate," reply "Yes, I think his name is 'Jeff Gannon' or 'James Guckert'."

:spank:

[BuyingThyme]

5. Bush uses "man-date" to redefine...

"military benefits" and "veteran affairs."

[Zan_of_Texas]

7. love it, BuyingThyme

Bush/Cheney:
A lesbian daughter - that's a state secret.
A gay male escort posing as a journalist - he GETS state secrets.

[LosinIt]

6. Jeff Gannon - "Whitehouse Mouthpiece"

I said this in describing the latest developments to my husband. Took a minute to figure out why he had that look on his face.

[geniph]

13. Yup, lasting impressions from the White House mouthpiece!

Taking Media Whoring Out of the Closet and Into the Limelight.

[zann725]

8. "Beam me up Scotty...er Jeffy...er Guckie...

Whatever...possibilities are endless!

[acmavm]

9. Jeff Gannon, the guy who added a whole new dimension to the term

media whore. Figuratively and literally.

[DearAbby]

10. Gives the "Lasting Impression" a whole new meaning

:spank:

[calimary]

14. Is THAT what they mean by a "hard pass"?

Loose Gannon.

[Kber]

30. But if he leaves no marks, just impressions

where did Bush get all of those facial bruises?

[greenbriar]

12. restoring dignity (not really) to the white house

don't ya just love those good ole family values???

[Zan_of_Texas]

16. ...

"AGGRESIVE, VERBAL, DOMINANT TOP"
I DON'T LEAVE MARKS....ONLY IMPRESSIONS

Jeff Gannon selling his services?

Or, American foreign policy?

[Must_B_Free]

17. Jeff Gannon- Bush's source of "human capital"

[PassingFair]

18. Jeff Gannon: Memoir of a True Embedded Republican Journalist

[hootinholler]

19. A tool of the adminstration?

-Hoot

[mitchum]

20. The shaved ambition of Jimmy Dale Guckert...

covered in all that oil Bush could never find in his youth

[Zan_of_Texas]

22. kick

:kick:

[Zan_of_Texas]

23. or...

Jeff Gannon - EXPOSED!




White House officials today denied that Jeff Gannon had credentials for a hard piss, er, correction, hard pass.

[Zan_of_Texas]

27. more

Had it been Jeff Gannon wearing the blue dress, they definitely would have removed Clinton from office, no doubt about it. --jdj at DU


Despite proposing budget cuts in many areas of the federal budget, the Bush administration proposes budget increases for a few specific areas: abstinence-only education, marriage promotion and faith-based outreach. Wonder if there will be a special budget supplement, called the "JUST SAY NO, JEFF!" ACT of 2005.

[raysr]

24. Why Gannon/Guckert Matters (Rude Version)

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2005/02/why-gannonguckert-matters-rude-version.html
If you've seen this excuse me, I've been gone all day.

[DearAbby]

25. Gannon ...three ply Issue...The Quicker picker-upper

[BigBearJohn]

26. A PRIME example of GOP "family values" (see attached)

[Walt Starr]

28. Bush's nickname for Guckert is "The Pretzel".

:evilgrin:

[blm]

31. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....LOVE it, Walt!!!!!

.

[HR_Pufnstuf]

37. lol.

congrats walt.

i will take that to the coffee shop with me.

[Generator]

29. Has this story hit Letterman or Leno??

Anybody know?

I don't stay up that late.

[DU GrovelBot]

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[crispini]

34. My favorite: "I knew that journalists were whores....

I just didn't know it was quite so literally true."

[mopaul]

35. "Jim Guckert,....Male Prostitute"

here to roger your press conference roundly

.......thanks to dan ackroyd

[HR_Pufnstuf]

36. The coining of a new word.

Propagannon.



Use it far and wide. forever.

[Citizen Jane]

38. Conversation between * and KKKarl

* Karl, Can I borrow that pet Bulldog you said you keep under your desk for some warm and loving companionship?"

[DearAbby]

40. Cause Gannon has a way with B-o-l-o-g-n-a

Hard rock news you can choke on!


Serious pun intended :evilgrin:

[RobertSeattle]

41. I was going to a Whore House and a Press Briefing broke out