Bulldog and *'s facial bruises connection? Speculation.

[Botany]

Total speculation but after reading about Jeff "Bulldog" Gannon's services
I wonder if *'s face and some of those bumps might be coming from
walking the dog? Gannon wrote in his escort ads about various "services"
he would do to his "client." So might not his "client's" face get a little bumped up
as he "pitching to the catcher."

I really hope I am wrong on this because after all *, does have "family values."

:tinfoilhat:


If anybody has pictures of bush's face w/ welts please post.

"I am Karl Rove and I approve of this message."

[Richardo]

1. "Some say" that there *might* be a connection.

We can play that game too.

[Walt Starr]

2. It's already being reported that the code name for "Gannon" in the Secret

Service is "The Pretzel"

[Bethany Rockafella]

3. You will have to explain in layman's terms to me....

Exactly how would the bruises occur if he was walking his dog with Bulldog?:-)

[Botany]

13. To keep it delicate ....

..... "Bulldog" would place his "client" face down and forcefully go
into his "back door." And as Isaac Newton you to say, "For every action
their is an equal and opposite reaction."

"Some people say this would cause facial bruising." B. Hume, Fox News

:tinfoilhat:

http://americablog.blogspot.com/
and scroll down to the bulldog links ..... freaks

[Bethany Rockafella]

16. Now, you've got me laughing sneakingly at work.

You kept it quite delicate. Thanks.:-)

[two gun sid]

4. Now that you mention it........hmmm

Maybe that wasn't a 'pretzel' chimp choked on.

[BOSSHOG]

5. According to unnamed sources

[Walt Starr]

6. James Dale Guckert, aka "Jeff Gannon, Codename "The Pretzel"

:evilgrin:

[Bluebear]

7. I thought Bulldog only left "impressions", not marks!

Some people are saying things got a little out of habd!

[fooj]

8. You know what? My husband and I were just talking about that...

when the "boy-toy" story broke! I wonder if "Guck-dirt" was the pretzel...LMAO!!!!

[Oreo]

9. So now that you've officially typed that

we can start saying "some people are saying chimp got the bruises from rough sex with Guckert"

[Beetwasher]

10. Bush's Bruises ALWAYS Appear After A Weekend At "The Ranch"

I'll bet that's where all his bizarre, deviant sexual activities take place.

Remember:

First bruise explanation: Fell while choking on a pretzel at the ranch
Next on: Clearing brush at the ranch
Next: Fell off his bike at the ranch
etc.

:evilgrin:

[Snotcicles]

11. What do you call Jeff Gannons hemorrhoids?

Speed bumps

[diamond14]

14. bush* has had SEVERAL laser surgeries on his rectum....

the White House spin is always about bush* helping publicize the need for additional rectal medical exams and what a wonderful public service that is.....


but it seems that at least TWICE a year, bush* has some medical work done on his rectum....

[two gun sid]

15. Yes, the Bulldog always leaves impressions....

that require colon surgery.

[Snotcicles]

17. The last growth he had removed they named it Ken Melhman

and made it head of the RNC

[Stephanie]

12. PIX of his facial injuries in this archived thread >>>

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2899225