JUST FOR FUN: If you're not sure which way to go on the Gannon thing...

[BuyingThyme]

Please take a moment to complete the Jeff Gannon Conservative Guy survey: http://tinyurl.com/5vocl

And, if you're among the lucky few who score 17 or higher, be sure to support Jeff's legal fund by securing a Jeff Gannon 'Conservative Guy' or 'Conservative Gal' t-shirt: http://theconservativeguy.com/STORE.htm

http://web.archive.org/web/20031207182620/ http://web.archive.org/web/20031207182620/

They're certain to become collectors items!

In these trying times, the conservative guys and gals of the RNC thank you for your support.

Check Jeff's homepage for the latest updates: http://tinyurl.com/69mf9

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[Rabrrrrrr]

1. What a load of shit

So, if you think the government is inefficient, you're a conservative.

If you think people have the right to defend themselves, you're a conservative.

If you think the networks are politically biased, you're a conservative (and I love the question didn't say "liberally biased" or "conservatively biased", just "biased", because we all know that means liberal because we all know that conservatives are never, ever, ever biased)

If you think the Fed. Gov. is too involved in our lives, you're a conservative - I always find that so odd, because they're the only ones who want the governemnt to regulate our behavior and our thoughts and who we have sex with and when and blah blah blah.

Or if you think people should try to rely on more than Social Security in retirement, you're a conservative.

What an asshole test.

[BuyingThyme]

2. Yeah, but how'd you do on the test?

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. I ended up on the fence

[UdoKier]

6. I was on the fence too - only because the wording was deceptive

The way things are worded, it's almost impossible not to take the "conservative" side on a lot of issues.

[BuyingThyme]

8. Them conservatives are so crafty.

[Toucano]

4. I'm 'hopelessly' liberal.

Aw, shucks. No frequent "emails" from JimmyJeff.

[Toucano]

5. I didn't know conservatives were supposed to drive

foreign cars!

JimmyJeff says he drives a Nissan Pathfinder. Go figure!

[Anakin Skywalker]

9. Their "Patriotism" Takes a Back Seat Always

to the market, see? Just a warning: Don't you ever dare to tell them that they are being unpatriotic by not supporting American workers. They get real defensive and pissy about that. On the other hand, if you want to get their goat......Heh heh. :)

[Vinca]

7. Darn - I thought you were posting more Gannon porn.

A girl can look, can't she?

[Anakin Skywalker]

10. Sorry, but Jeffy's Not Interested

in girls. :)

[BuyingThyme]

11. My mistake, Vinca...

For those of you looking for the porn, here's the entire catalog:

http://tinyurl.com/5h8xv

If you scored higher than a 2 on the survey, you might not want to go there.

(It's porn, so don't go there if you don't want to see porn.)

[BuyingThyme]

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