This is how GiGi, male escort, got the pass!

[caligirl]

:think: :think: :think:


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Here's how it works.

Upon joining the NPA you will be rushed your complete press pack including your NPA Press pass with neck band, Your NPA wallet card, and Your membership certificate suitable for framing and rear view press identification decal, and 1 year membership to the NPA. All FREE with your Press Kit. ID's are sent with laminate and require (2) passport sized photos to complete. With the NPA you also will assigned a unique member number.
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If the organization requires proof on company letterhead that you are a registered journalist with us, we will provide a confirmation letter by fax or mail to the event organizers or the media relations department.
When you are accepted, upon arriving, present your 'NPA Press' and confirm your name at the media gate with the media personnel on hand (your name should be on their list). Ideally, most event organizers will additionally issue you one of their own passes for their event, in which case you would have to wear both. After registering at the media gate, you will then be admitted to the press area or gallery of the event.
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Upon joining the NPA you will be rushed your complete press pack including your NPA Press pass with neck band, Your NPA wallet card, and Your membership certificate suitable for framing and rear view press identification decal, and 1 year membership to the NPA.

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[Wilms]

1. It comes with a neckband.

But WTF!

No DECODER RING??? :eyes:

[ornotna]

2. This is a joke,right.

Jeebus, they can't even spell. "The National Press Association was conceived over 30 years ago to give the same level of access to freelance journalists enjoyed by those their colleges that are employed by large media corporations."

I assume they meant colleagues.



Edit to add quotation marks

[caligirl]

3. Mail order is great for anything isn't it. Its a joke!

Edit for spelling.

[DulceDecorum]

4. It is probably REAL to those nudniks.

An abandoned Taliban building in Kabul contained an alarming document that apparently described how to make an atomic bomb. But a webmaster recognized it as a 1979 parody.
http://alternet.org/story/11935

The FBI is investigating whether one of the suspected suicide hijackers received a novelty passport from the Conch Republic, a quirky Key West group that espouses "the mitigation of world tension through the exercise of humor."
http://billstclair.com/911timeline/2001/ap100301b.html

Why do even bother with those twits?