"Package for Mister Gannon...."

[elehhhhna]

[K3RRY1]

1. i don't get it.

[SheepyMcSheepster]

4. gannon is the republican shill posing as a reporter

who got into the white house press pool even though he learned "journalism" from a $50 two day "school". he also happens to be a male escort that did business on line, thus he is quite familiar with packages.

[stevedeshazer]

15. !m n0t $urp~$id

[idiosyncratic]

25. LOL

[cry baby]

17. Welcome to DU, K3RRY1!

:hi:

[Stephanie]

23. when a man is wearing tight jeans or tighty whities it reveals the outline

of his "package"

Or, in this case, of his socks.

[TexasSissy]

26. Bushie is wearing a "cup" for "protection," which makes him look

like he has quite a package, if you get my drift. Gannon had gay escort websites. Get it?

[Zuni]

2. bwahahahahahahaha

I wonder if George had his picture up at militarystud.com

[TexasSissy]

24. Yeah. Bwahahahahahahahahaha! That's a good one!

[mhr]

3. Wonder If Gannon Had A Special Fee For Heads Of State?

eom

[TexasSissy]

27. Oh THAT'S sweet!

[Cooley Hurd]

5. To repeat Walt Starr's joke: Bush nickname for Gannon is...

..."pretzel."

That joke KILLS me! :D

[grasswire]

19. worth considering...

...when we see that recommendations of Gannon as an "escort" comment on his assertiveness and one at least mentions the word "rough." (IIRC)

[apple_ridge]

6. Outstanding!!

[Bouncy Ball]

7. Gannon likes it when you can tell what religion a guy is through

his clothes.

(Joke.)

[TNOE]

8. Okay

that really made me laugh. Good one.

[Cocoa]

9. Bush's site: NotMilitaryStuds.com

[Mandate My Ass]

13. LOL

:evilgrin:

[Sparkle]

10. Smirk!

p.s. can you explan your screen name to me? Thanks.

[Maine-ah]

11. cnn talking about it right now.

[Stephanie]

12. ROFLMAO!

You bad! That is too too funny!

[DoYouEverWonder]

14. This whole thread is too funny

ROFLMAO

[grasswire]

16. but Gannon is top only....

...doesn't that make the package in the pic irrelevant?

[Stephanie]

18. Ack! Too much information!

[cry baby]

20. OOOOOHHHH, I wish I hadn't seen that! n/t

[geniph]

21. hahahaha!

one sock on a fake fighter jock coming right up!

[lapislzi]

22. You are baaaaaad!

I like that!

Next time, put "spit take alert" in your subject line!

:spank:

[kanrok]

28. 8 inches "cut"

talk about shock and "ow"

[johnaries]

30. Question, does "cut" mean circumcised?

I know that when referring to overall physique "cut" means "chiseled", or "well-defined musculature", but when referring to a particular part of the male anatomy (ahem) as Gannon's ad apparently does, what exactly does the term "cut" mean?

Just asking! :shrug:

[ohkay]

31. I'm a girl

but I'm pretty sure "cut" in this circumstance means circumcised.

[seventythree]

29. I'm getting 6 pack abs tonight from laughing!