A New TV Series - "Desperate Conservatives"

[TomClash]

Since reality TV is about to jump the shark network TV needs something new and innovative - this is too good to pass up. These "Friends" can make a boat load of money!

Starring:

Rush Limbaugh (the pill-popper)
Daryl Kagan (with or without the lipstick)
George W. Bush (as the male cheerleader)
David Dreier (out and about)
Ann Coulter (as the Dominatrix)
Jeff/James/Gannon/Guckert (Top Gun)
Bill O'Reilly (Telephone Repair Man)
Ed Shrock (Secret Log Cabin Boy)
Condi Rice (as Girl on the Down Low)

Add your stars now!!

C'mon ABC, NBC, CBS, Faux, WB step up!

[obnoxiousdrunk]

1. Can we

have Jerry Falwell (Radical Cleric) ?

[bleedingheart]

2. who is also a peeping Tom...

[obnoxiousdrunk]

5. Hey don't let

the plot out.

[TomClash]

6. Good stuff! nt

[fertilizeonarbusto]

3. Donald Wildmon

as the neighborhood flasher.

[ck4829]

4. Jerry Falwell (The Fundamentalist Neighbor)

[ernstbass]

7. If Jerry gets to be on, so does James Dobson

he'll be the one chasing small dogs around the neighborhood with a leather strap.

[Hugin]

8. No casting... But, I have the theme song...

"Whip-it" by Devo.

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets their way
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good

[TomClash]

9. LOL Now that's a scream! nt

[Hugin]

10. Thanks!

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