"The Bloggers Are At The Gate!" | aka 'hard pass' TOONs

[nostamj]

FINALLY! a 'gannon' toon! but, and plenty of good stuff, including some Plame references, so there's a new 'media' group today!

kick it, recommend it, then kick it again!



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bushgang































troubletown



ted rall





republicans















iraq (iran, syria, north korea.............................









etc



bonus!

I'M FOR SALE or, "The Ballad of Jeff Gannon"
(to the tune of "Love For Sale" with profound apologies to Cole Porter)

FOR A WHITE HOUSE PASS ON MY BULLDOG NECK
I'LL IGNORE THE FACTS, LET THEM GO UNCHECKED
IT'S A BIZ I'VE BEEN IN BEFORE...
I'VE SOLD MY ASS

TRUE MY MAN DATE WORK WAS TOUGH ON THE KNEES
SO I ASKED: CAN I BE A JOURNALIST PLEASE?
WHEN MY JOHN GAVE ME HIS SMIRK...
I WENT TO WORK...

SPIN FOR SALE
RHAPSODIZING BUSH SPIN FOR SALE
SPIN THAT SELLS YOUR LATEST LIES
SPIN STRAIGHT FROM MY MANLY THIGHS
I'M FOR SALE

BUY MY PRIDE
IF YOU SEEK DISTRACTION, I'M YOUR GUIDE
ON THE FLOOR AND START TO BARK
JUST IMPRESSIONS, NOT A MARK
I'M FOR SALE

LET THE LIBRULS FLING THEIR POOP
IN THEIR LOSER WAYS
IT WON'T GET THEM IN THE LOOP
LIKE MY BOYTOY DAYS

IF YOU PAY YOUR WHORE ENOUGH
THEY'LL DELIVER FLUFF OR ROUGH
ONLINE, ON CUE
EVERY WORD IS UNTRUE

I'M FOR SALE
MILITARY TOUGH STUFF FOR SALE
AND WHEN SCOTTY CALLED MY NAME
WE'D JUST WINK AND PLAY THE GAME
I'M FOR SALE
I'M FOR SALE
I'M FOR SALE.....

[CatWoman]

1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bpilgrim]

102. FYI - post images here -> images.GlobalFreePress.com

http://images.GlobalFreePress.com

first create an account, then upload at will ;->

this way we can have a permanent archive to refer back to and post their image urls in your favorite blogs to remind folks that the neoCONs have no mandate.

don't forget to vote for your favorite images as well =)

if you have any problems ping me at DU.

psst... pass the word :bounce:

peace

[SteveG]

2. kick

great cartoons.

[neweurope]

3. Great :)

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Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[qanda]

4. Great Toons!!!!!

:kick:

[Zenlitened]

5. Awesome collection, as usual!

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[SheepyMcSheepster]

6. kick!

[CatBoreal]

7. My personal favorite...

Call off the blogs!

[Mad_Dem_X]

8. KICK - great song, too!

Wonderful as always!

[Bouncy Ball]

9. Kicking this.

Good stuff!!!! I especially love the one where the two donkeys are yelling at Dumbo to fly with the deficit ball and chain around his ankle!

[redqueen]

10. Thanks as always, nostamj.

:hi:

[oasis]

11. To think that corporate lobbyists would have children work in coal mines.

It's possible.

[MadHound]

12. Great toons as always, Thanks

kick

[IrateCitizen]

13. Thanks as always for a great bunch, nostamj!

:kick:

[Pithy Cherub]

14. ROFLMAO!

They are absolutely great! :bounce:

Hey media cartel - "It's getting hot in here so take off all your clothers...nevermind..." props to Nelly!

[Arkana]

15. Great collection!

Enthusiastic kick!

[mike_c]

16. kickity kick kick....

:kick:

[Blecht]

17. .

[loudestchick]

18. Typically Wonderful!

:kick:

[RedSpartan]

19. Kick!

:kick:

[Toucano]

20. Spit on the plate

The expression on Dubya's face really got me! I'm embarassing myself!

Great job, as always.

Thanks.

[Hamlette]

21. kick

[underpants]

22. I wonder how W does that too

Nice trick butthead

[nostamj]

23. please KICK and RECOMMEND this thread!

thank you.

[carpediem]

24. great as usual - thanks. n/t

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[Blue_Tires]

25. ttt

[Spazito]

26. Great collection, as usual, nostamj

They are all great but, I have to say, this one is my favorite because this is how bush is on all major issues:

[realFedUp]

27. ahhhhh, Friday toons...as good as Bill Maher tonight on HBO

well, we hope.

[nostamj]

28. yeah, but does Bill have musical numbers?

I think not.

THE SUNNI SIDE OF THE STREET

GRAB YOUR GUNS AND IEDs
THERE'S A CONVOY MOVING NORTH NOW
WE'RE NOT THROWING SWEETS
ON THE SUNNI SIDE OF THE STREET

CAN YOU HEAR THE LUSCIOUS RUSH
OF THE MISSILES AIMED AT YOU NOW?
DEATH IS NOT DEFEAT
ON THE SUNNI SIDE OF THE STREET

WE USED TO RULE UNAFRAID
WITH SADDAM, A PARADE
SO, PASS A GRENADE

TO THIS URGENT
INSURGENT

BUSH HAS GIVEN US A CAUSE
AND THE MEANS TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
NO NEED TO RETREAT
FROM THE SUNNI SIDE OF THE STREET

WE USED TO RULE UNAFRAID
WITH SADDAM, A PARADE
SO, PASS A GRENADE

TO THIS URGENT
INSURGENT

OCCUPATION WILL NOT HOLD
'CAUSE WE'RE FIGHTING FOR OUR OWN LAND
EXPOSING YOUR DECEIT
FROM THE SUNNI SIDE OF THE STREET!

[realFedUp]

29. lol....no he doesn't

good one nostamj!

[Blecht]

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[AnneD]

69. We're not worthy, we're not worthy....

"All great wars need a great song and we just don't have one for this war." Father Mulcahey(paraphrased). Now that we have a snappy tune, I am sure this will rally the nation around the war effort and kids will just line up to enlist.........not.

[rbnyc]

30. kick

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[ashmanonar]

31. awesome toons, nostamj! kickety kick kick

[Maclilly]

32. kick

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[MsAnthropy]

34. Excellent!

thank you!

[fob]

35. kick

[Swamp Rat]

36. kick

[PA Democrat]

37. HEARTILY recommended!

Your toons posts are sure to make even the most disheartened liberal smile.

[Straight Shooter]

38. Thanks, Danziger! The Repubs have a new nickname.

georgie just loves nicknames. Try it on, georgie, see how it fits.



Thanks, nostamj. It's "hard work" rounding up those toons.

[yorgatron]

39. KICK!

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[Codeblue]

40. kick

kick

back to the top you go

[donsu]

41. kick - really liked M. Wuerker's cartoon

nt

[yowzayowzayowza]

42. "Redistribution of Wealth" GOOD ONE!!!

:kick:

[nostamj]

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[Lisa]

44. "I think I can" -- this is great, I've been looking for Kyoto toons!

Thanks!

[semillama]

45. Calloff the blogs! hilarious kick n/t

[nostamj]

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[nostamj]

47. uh..... where are the kicks?????????

[Journeyman]

63. I gotta kick for ya! . . .

. . . and thanks for the 'toons, too!

[KissMeKate]

48. love it . eom

[mantis49]

49. kick

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

50. Another job well done!

:kick:

[atommom]

51. kick

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[kiwi]

52. Fantastic...

once again!
Thanks!
Kiwi
;)

[Chelsea Patriot]

53. A Joey Heatherton High Kick for Today's 'Toons!

[nostamj]

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[nostamj]

74. ....

[NC_Nurse]

55. GREAT toons!

:kick:

[Darranar]

56. The "Snake Charmer" one was hilarious...

thanks for all of these, nostamj!

[Dem2theMax]

57. Kicking to the top!

:kick:

Great toons as usual! :)

[GliderGuider]

58. Kick

[Blecht]

59. .

[Wrinkle_In_Time]

60. Good work as always, nostamj. Kick! n/t

[NinetySix]

61. KICK.

[Cha]

62. I liked the first one the best!

[alphafemale]

64. kick

[Blecht]

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[TaleWgnDg]

67. good work, nostamj . . .

:kick:

[da_chimperor]

68. Kick n/t

[Mikimouse]

70. Right through the uprights, as usual.....KICK!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

71. Keeeek!

Beeg keeeek. Field Goal. Thousand dollars.

[Freebird12004]

73. Welcome to DU

:hi:

[Briarius]

72. excellent collection as usual

:kick:

[Blecht]

75. .

[teamster633]

76. kick

[NV Whino]

77. Kick

[aquart]

78. Kick.

[flygal]

79. Kick for toons - thanks

[sarcasmo]

80. A swift KICK to the Right and please make it a weekly affair.

[nostamj]

83. it has been a (mostly!) weekly affair

for a couple of years. currently, I post a new TOONs thread every Friday morning.

[Ladyhawk]

81. Kick!!! n/t

[MsMagnificent]

82. Hrm... syntax on that one?

Shouldn't this one read, if your mainstream media is all clogged up you NEED a blogger to unclog it??

It's not that the MSM was flowing freely BEFORE the bloggers. The bloggers filled that nature-hated vacuum of no substantial or important information left by the lack of MSM reporting.

Therefore, if you De-Blog, aren't you back to the very same MSM created vacuum?

Great cartoons btw -- I ALWAYS look forward to reading them every week, esp. seeing as how I cancelled all my newspapers (even -- heck PRIMARILY) the New York Times for their biased, and if not biased then non-reporting, content.

Not one single dime to them anymore! Not until they start acting like REAL free media newspapers again!
Not even a penny!

[RaleighNCDUer]

93. Naw, this is right.

Bloggers are clogging up the flow of unimpeded propaganda.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

84. ANOTHER ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY WONDERFUL BATCH, NOSTAMJ!

Thank you so very much for all your efforts. I cannot adequately express how very much I look forward to seeing your weekly (I trust) installment on your toon page.
Kicketykickkick!!!

[nostamj]

86. for now, yes, WEEKLY. new threads on Friday mornings.... n/t

[Blecht]

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[nostamj]

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[Jokinomx]

88. Thanks... I needed that....:-)

:kick:

[mark414]

89. great job and kick

[nostamj]

90. h e l l o . . . . .?

[theorist]

91. Once again, great job, nostamj!

:kick:

[alfredo]

92. Good

Kick

[nostamj]

96. ?

[alfredo]

97. ©

[Blecht]

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[Blecht]

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[GreenPartyVoter]

98. Kick

[nostamj]

99. ,.,

[annabanana]

100. kick.......... a nice yeasty assortment!

[Blecht]

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[Tsiyu]

103. kickola

:kick:

for all the Payola.

Love the "Kids in the coal mine" comment. It's so freakin' true

[Blecht]

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[Libby2]

105. kick

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[ornotna]

106. Excellent toons. Kick!

[nostamj]

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[Karenina]

108. Kick!

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[annabanana]

109. kick.............................................n/t

[Blecht]

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[PROGRESSIVE1]

111. Thanks for the update.

[Blecht]

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[nostamj]

113. ###

[Blecht]

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[nostamj]

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[Tyler Durden]

116. Keep up the GREAT work!

[nostamj]

120. ok

[Change has come]

117. Kick

:kick:

[Change has come]

118. And another

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[Blecht]

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[Blecht]

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[Blecht]

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[nostamj]

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[Blecht]

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[Blecht]

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[Blecht]

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[Blecht]

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[nostamj]

128. !

[Blecht]

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[Blecht]

130. .

[Change has come]

131. and another

:kick:

[Blecht]

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[Blecht]

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[nostamj]

134. all done with this one?

[annabanana]

135. one more time

[Blecht]

136. .

[Blecht]

137. ... can't ... keep ... from ... sinking ... much ... longer ...

[Blecht]

138. ...please ... help ... can't ... last ...much ... longer

[Blecht]

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[Blecht]

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[Brooklyn Michael]

141. "I'm for Sale"......(snicker)

:kick:

[nostamj]

142. thanks and WELCOME to DU

from a fellow Brooklynite!

[Blecht]

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[Blecht]

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[Blecht]

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