Gonzales and McConnell, begging for a Caption!!

[Sparkly]

[KissMeKate]

1. hm, how can we do something EVIL today? eom

[Solly Mack]

2. "Damn lip readers....so anyway, I then ripped his toenails out"

"and just look how far you've come!"

[Bluebear]

3. Did the Boss specify spit or swallow? I can never remember.

[Webster Green]

4. "Try switching the red electrode from his testacle to his nipple"....

..."That usually works"

[Chipper Chat]

5. "Take my word for it --

eight" cut!"
"You dont say!"

[givemebackmycountry]

6. Hey, did Gannon give you head? Yup. He even swallowed! n/t

[Mugweed]

7. Does my breath smell like Gannon or is that you?

[Mugweed]

8. I don't know why he likes fisting so much, but

I can't stop smelling my hand.

[MadisonProgressive]

9. The bastard charged me $250!!!

[Ilsa]

10. Now that's he's out of the Press Corps, where do we meet up

with our "personal trainer"?

[Mugweed]

11. Do they have to keep mentioning Constitutional rights? I think I'm..

[apple_ridge]

12. Gannon let me be on top.

[Mugweed]

13. Pulp Friction?

Gonzalez
"Bring out The Gimp."

McConnell
"I think The Gimp's asleep."

Gonzalez
"Well, I guess you'll just wake 'em up then, won't you?"

[Mugweed]

14. Uniquely American, how fuckin' funny is that?

[EC]

15. You had garlic with lunch too? n/t

[dave123williams]

16. $200 an hour! I paid $350!

[qanda]

18. LOL

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

17. "You're my Mitch!"

[two gun sid]

19. I'm tellin' ya, Mitch. Guckert is the real deal.

He fucked the shit outta George. Did you see what he did to George's fuckin' face?