YEEAH BOYEE! President Bush is bringin' da abstinence noize to da streetz!

[UdoKier]

Check out how the Bushes iz makin' abstinence COOL!

Peep dis, fellaz!

http://www.sexisforfags.com/

And for all my ladiez!
http://www.ironhymen.com/

[Warpy]

1. HAHAHAH!

"Iron Hymen taught me how to use super-effective strategies for just abstaining from natural stuff. And it works so good, that now when I get all old, I'm going to abstain from wrinkles and dying, too!"

The cherries were a really nice touch.

[Goldeneye]

2. nice.

Bert F.: "My body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like Capri Sun juices, Lunchable Chicken Dunks, and Slim Jims (I like to snap into them!). The one thing that won't EVER go into my body? Girl slime!"

[UdoKier]

3. JOIN A BOY SCOUT TROOP!

As your awkward, gangly body begins to grow – your muscles blooming, your willowy penis thickening into a sturdy tool, you need the guidance of a middle-aged man who likes to play dress-up and go camping in the woods with hordes of young boys.

[OneBlueSky]

4. "abstinance only" sex education is child abuse . . .

putting millions of children at risk as they enter the world with totally screwd up ideas about sex and relationships . . .