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Tesla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 09:46 AM
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Just a joke for you all......
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.

He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country? "Be an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Respect the Constitution as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.


The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of F. D. R. hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," F. D. R. replies and fades into the mists.


Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"

Abe replies, "Go see a play
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wolfgirl Donating Member (950 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 09:49 AM
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1. you be bad....
but so dang funny!!!
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Tesla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 11:59 AM
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2. I'm glad someone thought so........
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 12:07 PM
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3. Love it. Haven't heard that one before.
Sending it to all my liberal friends and family.
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Stop_the_War Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 12:10 PM
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4. brilliant n/t
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