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in dishonor of the insipid chimp's tragical misery tour, I give you:
THE RAINMAN TOUR
(To the tune of "Rainbow Tour" from EVITA)
(Karl Rove:
PEOPLE OF YURP, I GIVE YOU THE RAINMAN OF CRAWFORD, TEXAS....
(Bloggers:
SPAIN RESISTS THE PHONEY CHARM OF EL BUSHIE
HE CAN SAY WHAT HE SAYS, IT DON'T INSPIRE TRUST
(Blogger #1:
HE'S ON A MARCH OF FREEDOM WITH A BLOODY LUST
(Blogger #2:
WE'VE HEARD THIS BULLSHIT, ALL BEFORE
BUSHIE'S A DIM REPEATER
(Bloggers:
HE THINKS HE'S WITTIER WINSTON CHURCHILL, WHAT A CLOD!
(Blogger #1:
YOU CAN'T COUNT ON SPAIN TO FURTHER YOUR EMPIRE
YOU'LL HAVE TO CUDDLE UP WITH TONY BLAIR
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE HIM RICH SO HE DOES NOT CARE
(Blogger #2:
YOUR RASH INVASION CERTAINLY TICKED OFF THE MASSES
YOU'RE QUITE THE PHENOMENAL ASSHOLE, FIRST IN CLASS.
Chorus:
(Bloggers:
LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE RAINMAN TOUR
IT'S BEEN AN INCREDIBLE BIG MESS
WE WERE QUITE SURE, THERE WASN'T A DOUBT.
(Karl Rove: DID OUR GEORGIE'S STAR SHINE?
(Bloggers: AND THE ANSWER IS :puke:
(Karl Rove:
LET THEM FUME, IT'S GOING WELL
THEY'RE BUYING WHAT YOU CAME TO SELL
JUST LISTEN TO THEM CALL YOUR NAME
THEY'RE CHEERING FOR YOU ALL THE SAME
AND WHO MISUNDERESTIMATES OUR LEADER NOW?
(Bloggers:
NOW WE DON'T WANT TO BRING UP SOMETHING LIKE TRUTH HERE
BUT, TEN THOUSAND GUARDS TO WATCH YOUR ASS?
AND NO APPLAUSE WHEN YOU'RE PASSING GAS.
PEOPLE ARE UNIMPRESSED WITH YOUR RHETORIC OF FEAR
THEY COMPARE GEORGE BUSH WITH ADOLPH HITLER, ONE BAD GUY
(Georgie:
DID YOU HEAR THAT? THEY CALLED ME A CHIMP!
THEY ACTUALLY CALLED ME A CHIMP!
(Blogger #1:
BUT COMMANDER CODPIECE, IT'S AN HONEST MISTAKE
HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR REFLECTION?
SO THE TOONS GET IT RIGHT, MONKEYFACE
(Blogger #2:
HEARD THE LATEST CROWDS MET HIM WITH RAGE
PELTED HIM WITH BAD BANANAS, AND ROTTEN EGGS
(Bloggers:
THEY WANT TO SEND THE SICK DICTATOR BACK TO THE DREGS
HERE'S A RECOMMENDATION, FIND A NEW STAGE
(Blogger #1:
STILL IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL BACKDROP, BLOCKED THE SIGNS
(chorus)
(Karl Rove: IS OUR GEORGIE THE MAN?
(Bloggers: AND THE ANSWER IS ...
(Bloggers: A UNQUALIFIED
(Bloggers: :puke:
(Bloggers:
GEORGIE SURE LOOKED SWELL, IN HIS NEW COSTUME
POSING IN A HAT LOOKING LIKE A FOOL
BELIEVING THAT A SMIRK WILL MAKE HIM LOOK LESS CRUEL
HE'S LOOKING PEEVISH AND BORED, HE WANTS HIS OWN ROOM
HE'D RATHER BE HUNTING ARMADILLOS
CLEARING BRUSH
(Bloggers:
FACE IT KARL, THE RAINMAN'S ACT IS A FRAUD
YOU MUST SEE IT ONLY PLAYS TO RED STATE CROWDS
(Karl Rove:
IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW THAT HE HAS GOD
(Bloggers:
YOU'D BETTER CALL OUT THE BASE AND FAKE A BIG CROWD
SOMETHING FOR THE CABLE WHORES TO FAWN ON, IS REQUIRED.
(chorus)
(Karl Rove: DID OUR GEORGIE COME THROUGH?
(Blogger #1: AND THE ANSWER IS
(Blogger #2: :puke:
(Bloggers: AND :shrug:
(Bloggers: AND :puke:
(Bloggers: AND :grr:
(Bloggers: AND :puke:
(Bloggers: :nuke:
(chorus)
(Bloggers: DID THE CHIMP SCREW THE POOCH?
AND THE ANSWER IS
(Blogger #2: :puke:
(Blogger #1: :puke: :puke:
(Blogger #2: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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