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Dinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 04:41 PM
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Besides CONdi, Who Do You Think bu$h Is Screwing?
Gannon? Rove? Does he even screw laura? Are "the twins" even his children? Guess I'm having a sudden need to know. Help me out.

Thanks,

Ding
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 04:42 PM
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1. He's screwing the entire world.
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mattclearing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 04:43 PM
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4. What Jeff said. n/t
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ashmanonar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 04:44 PM
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5. yep.
completely. up the ass.
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 04:44 PM
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6. Bingo, the ultimate orgy!!!!
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 05:45 PM
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17. Absolutely.
It's so obvious!
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 04:43 PM
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2. Nobody. Not even Condi or Laura (but he is screwing America)
Bush probably can't do that anymore. He has been an alcoholic for, what, twenty years?
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 04:52 PM
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12. Didn't Laura get the twins from a petri dish and a turkey baster?n/t
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 05:04 PM
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14. How could he screw anybody?
I seriously doubt that he is able to get it up any more. That's one of the reasons why he's so mean and vindictive. If he was still smoking pot and getting laid on a regular basis he wouldn't want to destroy half the planet.

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Ezlivin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 04:43 PM
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3. Bush is a "top"
That should tell you all you need to know.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 04:45 PM
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I bet he is a big old bottom
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 05:01 PM
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13. And an elephant is on top.
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Stop_the_War Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 04:44 PM
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7. Laura Bush
:silly:
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Stop_the_War Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 04:44 PM
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8. Himself
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Stop_the_War Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 04:45 PM
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9. America
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 04:45 PM
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10. All of us.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 04:51 PM
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11. Bush's drug and alcohol abuse have probably rendered him
impotent. I don't think he is very sober, very often, even today. His sliding articulateness from incoherent (really out of it) to almost being able to form a sentence (had a sober day in there) really indicates that his real love affair is with the substances he abuses himself with.
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 05:12 PM
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15. flacid in every way. n/t
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 05:42 PM
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 05:46 PM
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18. I just can't picture Laura having sex
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 06:04 PM
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20. I can and it's sweet sweet sweet. Mmmmm, aahhhh.
But, eewwww, that breath!
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 06:02 PM
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19. Tony Blair?
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n2mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 06:07 PM
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21. I think I read someplace
the shrub's used fertility drugs. I want to make a further comment, but no, I'll not say anything.
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Libby2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-20-05 06:11 PM
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22. All of us
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