OK, Gay people... go to plan B

[Dookus]

They're onto us. They know Bush, Card, Wolfowitz, Rove, Maclellan are all gay and come to our secret meetings.

They're probably about to find out about Rumsfeld, Cheney, Gonzales, and Perle are in our club, too.

Somehow, our evil plot to put nefarious gay people in positions of public power has leaked out. Oh, I assure you, bad haircuts await the leaker when we find him.

So let's go to Plan B - the lesbian takeover. OK, ladies... you're up. Go! GO! GO!!!!

[LeftCoast]

1. LOL

:yourock:

[ohkay]

2. I tell you right now..

I'm not sleeping w/ Condi. Uh uh. I don't love my country that much!!

;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. On the horn with Phyllis Schlafley now

[Dookus]

5. geez

could ya keep it on the low-down? Don't make me make you wear pantyhose!

[ronnykmarshall]

4. FORE!

Ok gals, put down them golf clubs you're up!!

[Cleita]

6. How about a women's take over period?

The men have run things for the last four thousand years and not very well. It time to let the women try.

[Al-CIAda]

7. You know, absent Condi and Harris, that isn't such a bad idea!

[Cleita]

8. Condi and Harris ride on the coat tails of the men.

They wouldn't do very well independently of the men. How many women would have given Condi a promotion after screwing up her job?

[Dookus]

11. That IS plan B

except it's just a sub-set of women. You know, the subaru types. *wink*

[Cleita]

16. Not enough of you. You need the rest of us.n/t

[Toucano]

9. That's a riot!

Thanks.

[arwalden]

10. Yeah... I'll Recommend This Thread. We MUST Get The Word OUT!!

[foreigncorrespondent]

12. Dook!

You are such a riot./ I love this!!!

Thank you!

[Dookus]

15. Just promise me

that after the lesbians take over, my execution will be swift and painless.

[yurbud]

13. all republicans are vogueing as straights

like the precision briefcase team in the doodah parade in West Hollywood.

[alcuno]

14. Card- married, Wolfowitz - not married, Rove - married twice,

McClellan - not married.

Of course, Card and Rove could still be in the club.

[Dookus]

17. I admit they're all gay

They come to the meetings, along with Poppy Bush, James Baker, Oliver North, G. Gordon Liddy, John Poindexter, Elliott Abrams, Henry Kissinger and Mel Gibson. Charles Manson participates via conference call.

[sundog]

21. bwhahaha

<Charles Manson participates via conference call.>

:P

[Richard Steele]

18. "I, for one, WELCOME our new lesbian overlords!"

(Kent Brockman)

[seabeyond]

19. you are funny dookus n/t

[0rganism]

20. Ha! You may as well admit it: Colin Powell and Paul O'Neill too, right?

I've got suspcions about Antonin Scalia.

How deep does the glory hole go?

[Dookus]

22. Yes, Powell and Scalia

are part of it, too. Oddly, not Paul O'Neill. That's why we fired him. He only pretended to be gay so he could get a job. Friggin' phony homo-wannabe.

Oddly enough, Souter's straight, too.

[Dark]

23. I never got my membership card. When do I get it? n/t

[Dookus]

24. I'll have to check with

John Negroponte... he was in charge of the last membership drive.

[Dark]

25. I heard about his new drive! The one involving a train trip to a place

so wonderful that no one wants (or gets) to return from it!

[No Exit]

26. Is Condi Rice one of these gay "plants"?

Just askin'!

(Your post was hilarious!)

[Dookus]

27. Shhhh!

ixnay on the esbianlay alktay!

[No Exit]

28. Oh, yeah... um... (cough)... I forgot, she's the Bride of Christ, or

sumpin like that. Man, I'll bet they really get it on, too.