You might be a Republican if.... (for those who haven't seen it before)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

A fun list worth a read if you need a smile! This is just a small sampling.


On a great site!

http://www.globalguardians.com/stuff/jack/republican.html

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...you think feeding and educating disadvantaged children is a Communist plot, but waging war so your Big Oil cronies can make billions is patriotic and just.

...you believe that since September 11, 2001, you must support the President no matter what.

... you've never wondered who is taking those polls that give George W. Bush a "high approval rating".

...you believe anything and everything George W. Bush says is the truth, but think anything and everything Bill Clinton said was a lie.

...you understand why Timothy McVeigh hates the U. S. Government but not why the Saudi's do.

...you believe that people in other countries hate freedom.

...you think we are winning the war on terror.

...you believe brown skin or immigrant status are probable cause.

...you think it would have been unconstitutional to count the votes in Florida in 2000.

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[Enraged American]

1. True, except

people who understand why Timothy McVeigh hate the US government and hate Bush too. Why "the Saudis"? They're not the best example of Arabs who hate the US policies, at least the Saudi government isn't.

[ima_sinnic]

2. don't count on it

jmho

they're great examples. Weren't 14 of the 19 hijackers Saudis? and who was that Saudi govt rep who came and huddled out on the ranch in a "private talk" (wink wink) in Crawford. Give me a break.

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

3. it's the Saudi government that attacked us

The Saudi royal family and the Binladens are the ones that finance extremist fundie Islam, just like the extremist fundie Christians here.

The Saudi government, like the Bushes, are the worst example of anti-Americanism to be found.