I like guns and hunting, I eat meat, but I also love tofu,

[ZombieNixon]

listen to punk rock, drive a Volvo and drink coffee.

Am I a liberal?

[More Than A Feeling]

1. I don't know

I would have to know your positions to judge that. Although, posting here is rather strong evidence that you are;-)

[ZombieNixon]

4. So, just knowing that, would FAUX "news" and the Club for Growth

call me a liberal?

[More Than A Feeling]

6. They are gathering the large, unruly mob as we speak

'nuff said!:)

[ZombieNixon]

9. AHHHHHH!

Run away! Well dressed white men with briefcases are coming!

[kazoo35]

2. Nope. Please turn in your card.

It's the coffee. Sorry.

[ZombieNixon]

7. Damn.

:cry:

[kazoo35]

16. Hey, you shouldn't have asked if you didn't want to know.

Turn the lights out on your way, ok?

[ZombieNixon]

18. ok

:sniffles, turns away dejectedly:

[Tigress DEM]

23. How do you know he isn't drinking Progressive coffee?

You know the expensive kind where they pay people who harvest it enough to survive and such?

My brain is not remembering the real title, but the coffee shop across the street from me where I go sells it.

Don't tell me to give up caffeine! How else could I blog all night and work all day?!

[LiberalEsto]

3. Only if you shoot your own tofu

skin it, and eat it all.

[ZombieNixon]

5. There is no greater pleasure in life

than hunting the wild tofu.

[Kingshakabobo]

8. Hmmmm.

Is that Volvo an SUV or a station wagon?
and
Is that coffee Starbucks or Dunkin Doughnuts?
and
Is that meat chicken or beef?

[ZombieNixon]

10. Station wagon, Starbucks, more often chicken than beef.

[Kingshakabobo]

13. Liberal I say.

:)

[ultraist]

27. Liberals don't drink Starbucks!!!

Liberals go to hip, arty, local coffee houses that have anti Bush stickers and local art on the wall. Plaheeese.

Big corp chain products are for Repukes. :P

[ZombieNixon]

31. True, but I live in Republican Hell.

Starbucks is all we got. On top of that, it's not even a full-fledged Starbucks; it's a subsection of the Safeway. How pathetic is that?!

[John Q. Citizen]

11. Elk and venison, my friend.

[ZombieNixon]

12. That too.

You ever make elk jerky? (This probably belongs in the Gungeon.)

[RobertSeattle]

14. Most people who rant against Tofu never have had it

[ZombieNixon]

15. Yeah, have they never thought about what honest-to-God

Asian conservatives might think? HMMMM?

[Tigress DEM]

24. I only like it crispy or totally blended.

The texture does creep me out a bit. Took me a loooong time to try it.

[McKenzie]

17. nowt there that offends me and even if there was

what right do I have to tell you not to do things just coz they piss me off? None of my business.

I used to shoot a helluva lot, I fish 30-40 times a year and I live in deer hunting country. Latter is essential to support our fragile rural economy.

I'm a left of centre liberal on most issues but I'm wary of banning things just because a majority of people don't agree with them...the "Tyranny of the majority". (Alexis de Tocqueville)

[candy]

19. If your Volvo has a gun rack you are NOT a liberal.

With thanks to Robin Williams.

[ZombieNixon]

25. Would I then be a "compassionate conservative?"

;)

[candy]

26. Sure!! (Whatever that is)

[solinvictus]

29. Volvo S-70 4WD Wagon...

I'd love to have one, with a gun rack and firing ports on the side and rear.

[candy]

34. I'd love one of those-was checking the auto ads all day yesterday.

All I said was "Should I? I owe it to myself"

The I'd say"Nah,too expensive,you dont drive enough"

And then I'd repeat the same things over and over.


p.s.---No gun rack,thank you very much!

[demosincebirth]

20. I hate tofu!!

[ZombieNixon]

32. Well, damn you and your un-liberalness!

:silly:

[demosincebirth]

35. I once had a tofu burger, just once.

Mustard just doesn't help it, either.

[illflem]

21. If your real name is Zombie Nixon

then only your parents are liberal

[Tigress DEM]

22. Maybe you are evolving into a better person.

Most of us have little bits and pieces that aren't 100% liberal, but I think we can all learn to be more progressive and making changes that benefit the planet make sense when you know more about how badly we are treating it.

I also think not all of the traditional values are bad. Let people live their lives the way they want to and such, but the way the Bushits are pushing every part of fundie religion down our throats makes that an unpalitable stance even to myself.

Why don't you call yourself a moderate and see where it takes you?

Welcome to DU.

[porphyrian]

28. Tofu sucks if it isn't prepared correctly. - n/t

[WMliberal]

30. sure. You're a liberal who prefers meat that hasn't had

hormones, antibiotics and steroids injected into it. You're lucky to have a less toxic source of food than most of us.

Fuck I watch too much Bill Maher.

[NAO]

33. My Parents were Fundamentalist Evangelical Christian FDR worshiping Dems

My parents had a unique perspective.

They were Fundamentalist Evangelical Christians who were RABID Democrats worshiped FDR.

They grew up in a rural community during the Great Depression, and so they had all the "Red State" values and lifestyles...BUT they lived thru the Depression and saw what FDR did for masses of destitute people, hence they were lifelong Democrats.

They told me that the two greatest things to happen to the human race were the New Testament and the New Deal.