HEADLINE: "Ich suche noch einen guten Cowboy!"

[Bluebear]

Well, yippee-yi-o-'K-Y', you monkey.

Lest anyone think only us nasty liberal bloggers are always kvetching about Smirk's total lack of couth or respect for anyone but himself, a leading German paper's HEADLINE reads "I'm looking for another good Cowboy!"
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/0,1518,343006,00.html

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,439223,00.jpg

Ah, and there he sits, legs splayed wide open like he just rode in on a bull (or a "Bulldog")...or cheering on his beloved Crawford High School football team at the five yard line. Such elegance. Such savoir-faire! (Oops, that's FRENCH!) Such a chimp.

[kaitykaity]

1. CON-dee musta dun 'im up a good 'un.

The pain, the pain.

[KT2000]

2. what an embarrassment

Gag :puke:

[Binka]

3. Those Fucking Platform Shoes Kill Me

Look at how comfortable Chirac is with his own body Chimpy has to sit like he has a stick up his ass because he is so fucking insecure about his size. Fucking pygmy!

BTW I think Chimp always has a stick up his ass in case you're wonderin'.

[Ironpost]

24. Not sure its a stick all the time.

[Sugarbleus]

4. ROFL!!!--->"Well, yippee-yi-o-'K-Y', you monkey."

Now that you point it out, his "style" is rather REVOLTING isn't it.

LOL--->just rode in on a bull. Bwahahahahahhahah :7

[Bluebear]

5. :)

[Historic NY]

6. * doesn't ride animals he is afraid............

must be that he has to go poopy.

[Bluebear]

7. That is NOT fair, I can picture him riding this horse

[bling bling]

8. Bush isn't even looking at him.

He has an amused look on his face. He's probably distracted with some childish wisecrack he's about to make about something totally irrelevent.

[Swamp Rat]

9. Looks like the Lil' Lone Ranger just soiled his panties.

:D

[pearl]

10. What a Freak he is

:puke:

[bling bling]

11. Your attention to detail cracks me up.

I love the little upside down flag! Swamp Rat's pictures that accompany the topic at hand are becoming a staple of my DU enjoyment. :toast:

[Bluebear]

12. Swamp Rat is my official illustrator

I swear he either has these cooked up already or he is the fastest graphic satirist on earth.

[bling bling]

14. I was wondering that too.

I even looked at the time of your post and noticed how quick the pic was up.

By the way, your posts are also a staple of my DU enjoyment here. :)

[Bluebear]

15. Much obliged

And glad to have you here!

[Swamp Rat]

16. Ha!

I spend many hours (when not studying) doing these lizard pics, but others I can crank out in minutes. I read dozens, if not hundreds of posts daily drawing ideas from everything and everyone, then I mix them up with the crazy shit going on inside my brain. Most of the time I'm listening to AAR - Mike Malloy's rants seems to agree with me and my mental images. :)

Here's a 5 minute pic:

[bling bling]

18. LMAO.

Stop! This is the reason I don't get enough sleep. Maybe if it were more boring around here at night I'd actually go to bed at a normal time.

[MisterP]

22. I liked the Cybernetic Führer one about AHNULD

[Swamp Rat]

13. Thanks... I'm just exorcising demons.

My Vodou. :)

[Bluebear]

17. PS....whose high heel is that?

In the bottom right hand corner there.... Is it DOCTOR Rice ready to kick him if he says the wrong thing? Tap once, agree, tap twice, disagree?

[xchrom]

19. personally, i think the bull rode bush --

and that's why his legs won't close.;)

[opihimoimoi]

20. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.........................................................

[Bluebear]

21. hehehehehe

[Ironpost]

23. The chimp looks like he just shit his pantys

Like oops that one was wet.

[peekaloo]

25. He's showing Jacques his saddle horn. Bu$h himself prefers to

ride bareback and occasionally side saddle. I read these things in Horseshit Monthly.

:silly:

[Bluebear]

27. He should know bareback riding just ain't safe.

Better to wear a saddle, Smirk.

[Ilsa]

26. He got confused about the so-called politeness of burping,

after a meal and farted instead. He looks like he's about to unleash the dogs of war into the atmosphere if Jacques doesn't tell him to stop tooting.

[paineinthearse]

28. George "New Haven" Bush, the yankee cowboy.

What's in that Connecticut water that produces the likes of * and Joe Lieberman?

Sorry, nutmeg DU'ers, didn't mean you.