SATIRE: Bobo Brooks is on Vacation. LET ME WRITE HIS COLUMN

[attaturk]

By David Brooks

Throughout the nation, millions of American families see the father or mother entering into their prime earning years and the best time in which to raise a family. They wish to pursue the classic 'American Dream' of owning a comfortable four to five bedroom home in an exclusive suburb, own an H2, dress their kids in the finest fashions available at a mall, join a quality country club, and own a large plasma screen television. All these things go with the fact that these families would like more and more children.

However, one key group is holding them back in a two pronged attack.

Their parents.

The nation's seniors deprive these families in two ways...while simultaneously depriving the nation of the ability to engage in broader military campaigns against. (Syndication Editors: insert appropriate terrorist state of month here).

There is more...can you tell the difference.

http://rising-hegemon.blogspot.com/2005/02/greediest-generation.html