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kittenpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:08 PM Original message |
Check out this forward I got about atheists... whoa what zinger, God! |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
1. Oh, that's right! |
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soulcore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
2. As an atheist I'm not sure if I should be |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 08:00 PM Response to Reply #2 |
35. Perhaps both? Nothing worse than bad humor pushing an agenda. |
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fishwax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 08:27 PM Response to Reply #2 |
38. I'd laugh |
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TyeDye75 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
3. The lord is veangeful |
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whistle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
4. hehehehe, the atheist can always pull the bear's penis which.... |
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ToTheStreets (3 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
5. Good one |
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idiosyncratic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 06:34 PM Response to Reply #5 |
24. Welcome to DU! |
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GarySeven (898 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
6. Inscribed on the tombstone of an atheist: |
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ToTheStreets (3 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:18 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Sure, he has a date |
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RaleighNCDUer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 06:19 PM Response to Reply #8 |
20. Where do you think he got his style? |
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jdj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 12:08 AM Response to Reply #20 |
46. ooh, ouchums. |
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mhr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
7. I Don't Respond To Hypothetical Questions |
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retread (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
9. Talking bears, bright lights, time suspended.. What is this, the |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
10. Whoa, hang on a minute... |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
11. "You teach others I don't exist" |
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kittenpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:25 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. maybe that was directed at science teachers... with all their book-larnin |
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Dave Reynolds (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 07:37 PM Response to Reply #11 |
29. Dammit! |
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Caution (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:28 PM Response to Original message |
13. Well gee, if god were to manifest itself I would actually believe |
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Bellamia (671 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:36 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. Whether or not there is a God... |
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idiosyncratic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 06:30 PM Response to Reply #16 |
22. Welcome to DU! |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 08:03 PM Response to Reply #16 |
36. I guess humor's all relative. I'm a Christian, and I thought it reeked, |
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Auntie Bush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 08:39 PM Response to Reply #16 |
41. I just sent it two 3 friends and I'm sure they will send it to others. |
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DrWeird (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
14. So a christian was walking through a forest... |
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SheepyMcSheepster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 06:32 PM Response to Reply #14 |
23. hehe |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 07:39 PM Response to Reply #14 |
30. Now THAT is funny! |
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underseasurveyor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 12:41 AM Response to Reply #14 |
50. Now THAT was funny.........ROTF |
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slutticus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
15. I thought it was pretty funny. |
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EC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
17. Sure, and all the people in the world - over all time, |
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Vinca (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
18. I'm an atheist with a sense of humor and |
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Dave Reynolds (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 07:39 PM Response to Reply #18 |
31. I think that's an upcoming JimmyJeff joke. /nt |
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Taxloss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 09:15 PM Response to Reply #18 |
42. The joke is quite funny. |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 06:03 PM Response to Original message |
19. Old joke. I have seen it maybe 100 times. |
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Snotcicles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
21. A good reply a Mark Twain quote |
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Tsiyu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 06:34 PM Response to Reply #21 |
25. Yes, Twain had 'issues" with god |
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Snotcicles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 06:38 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. He didn't much care for politicians either n/t |
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Tsiyu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 06:58 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. He was a rare bird |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 07:27 PM Response to Original message |
28. The joke makes more sense if the "atheist" is a Christian. |
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Stirk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
32. The atheist would've had a rifle. |
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Trajan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 07:56 PM Response to Original message |
33. More of that 'interventionist' divinity .... |
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Az (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 07:56 PM Response to Original message |
34. There is another joke in the bible about a bear and some kids |
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antigone382 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 08:05 PM Response to Original message |
37. When I first heard this joke, it was a baptist preacher in the woods. |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 08:28 PM Response to Original message |
39. So a Christian is walking in the woods |
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gtar100 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 08:37 PM Response to Original message |
40. Analysis of the Words of God |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 11:24 PM Response to Reply #40 |
43. "Am I to count you as a believer?" |
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jdj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 12:10 AM Response to Reply #40 |
47. or he maybe said "shhhh, I'm hiding from those fucking christians." |
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Rapcw (567 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-22-05 11:28 PM Response to Original message |
44. That's it! I'm converting now! n/t |
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Behind the Aegis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 12:06 AM Response to Original message |
45. Here's a reply joke..not that great, but..well..read on. |
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smurfygirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 12:29 AM Response to Original message |
48. So, God is only for Christians? |
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Cleita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-23-05 12:38 AM Response to Original message |
49. Oh, I heard another version of that about thirty years ago. |
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