Being lectured by George W. Bush

[Chomp]

So, how has George's European trip gone down over here I hear you ask?

Well I'm sorry to report (although this may not come as an complete shock to you) that it has gone down like a sausage at a bar-mitvah.

You may have heard his "invading Iran would be ridiculous...but I haven't ruled anyhting out" line. Well, I suppose that's the kind the level you expect from the gimping embarrassment. It's just idiotboy talking, isn't it? His normal moronic self.

But what HAS fucked me off SO SO HUGELY is having this wanker come to Europe and lecture us (and make no mistake, that has been his tone: LECTURING) about "democracy" and "terrorism" and "freedom" and "right" and "wrong" and "evil" and all of this fucking garbage. It has been utterly, totally nauseating.

I ask myself: am I supposed to accept that this ridiculous, laughable, comic-book character, this man of no depth, insight or intellectual curiosity somehow has the cedibility to come here and EXPLAIN to us what "democracy" is? Like we need this fucking hack, this shallow, self-deceiving, sociopathic, criminal, immoral little man come here and somehow impart wisdom to us?? As if he has been deeply and profoundly considering these issues all his life and has finally decided to share his yaers of learning with us. DO ME A FUCKING FAVOUR!! I've had more introspective Big Mac Meals.

Thanks George, but stick it up your hole you pillock.

That said, it is not as though this fucking moron has even the slightest degree of credibility here on ANY serious topic (other than perhaps low-level insider dealing or mid-level substance abuse). He has zero credibility among people around the world. Everywhere he goes, there are blocks and block of city streets closed down, and he never sees any protests or even normal people going about their day...he is utterly isolated from the real world. I wonder if he has any idea how much people hate him? (Actually, seeing him go through an empty Brussels reminded me a bit of his inaugration(s!)).

He can come here and talk silly. Fine. No harm done. But when he thumps a lecturn and talks abut freedom being a universal gift that will spread blah blah blah blah...well, that's just too much to take.

Sorry, but rather you lot than me. My deepest sympathies.

[idiosyncratic]

1. Good post and Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Merrick]

2. yup. There's nothing more aggravating than

being lectured or condescended to by an uppity retard.

[Renew Deal]

3. How do you see it and not people here?

My guess is the media.

[Jack Rabbit]

4. Gee, and I'd like him to stay in Europe

He can hole up here . . .



The Palace of Peace
The Hague
Home of the International Criminal Court

[burythehatchet]

17. what a lovely, lovely picture

brought tears to my eyes.

[Sapphire Blue]

22. Then have an extended stay at ....

Abu Ghraib Prison

[Jack Rabbit]

26. Or a nice, roomy kennel at Guantanamo

!!

[newyawker99]

73. Hi Sapphire Blue!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Webster Green]

5. Pathetic ain't it?

He is truly an embarrasment to us. :shrug:

Welcome to DU :hi:

We're sorry! :-(

[Ironpost]

6. I wish you folks would keep him

when he gets back here we will be bombing Iran and thats when all shit breaks loose. It looks to me like we have a lot of soldiers in the gulf who will be sitting ducks to new Russian rockets Iran is said to have. Extremely fast and very accurate. I'm afraid the gulf will be running red with ours and others soldiers. Its sad. 'o by the way Ireland sure looks good.

[Sub Atomic]

9. "Ireland sure looks good"

I have friends who are thinking about going to Dublin and opening a pub.

Have you done any emmigration investigation? What does it take to get a work visa there?

Thanks in advance.

[Enquiringkitty]

11. Bush said that Iraq had WMD just like he is saying Iran has; the difference

is that he is blaming the nukes in Iran (that he says they have) on the Russians for having them for sale. Yeah! Let's bring the Russian in on this. What has the Russians said about the sale of nukes to Iran?

[earth mom]

30. Ireland was MY secret little escape...looks like the word is out.

It's gonna get crowded. :cry:

[TyeDye75]

43. You must be kidding

Bush is invading countries at the behest of his alphabet atlas...Iraq Iran...who do you think is next....Ireland...mark my words.

[Tux]

7. Please

Try to keep him there. For our sakes. Just throw bananas at him and he'll calm down. Have him meet the Pope with Robertson and see what happens.

[Enquiringkitty]

8. I agree with you totally! A guy from England that I chat with brought up

how Bush uses incorrect english and grammar all the time ... obvious things that we correct our children for saying. He is a moron. I wish my daddy had bought an Ivy league degree for me. The man has screwed up everything he has ever done. I can only hope that the history book bring up how stupid he is ... but they probably won't.

[MrScorpio]

10. The voice of Irish Common Sense

Thanks for bring it.

And Welcome to DU!

[jimshoes]

12. He is rather like a bad case

of indigestion isn't he? At least you won't have to listen to his moronic drivel for the next four interminable years.

[Gyre]

13. Well to hear the American press tell it

All you are in love with our little chimp and taking your new vows, en masse, to dedicate your lives to Jerry Fallwell and worship the American eagle at the alter of non-curious george (the second). It's simply wonderful how you all like to make him feel right at home! I do understand you've had your own georges to contend with in times past, and that "wankers" is a common term of endearment over there.

In any case, I'd like to get to the point. You know, you really can keep him if you like him so much. We'll miss him of course, but he can always come visit for short periods of time, only in Texas, and only to open Houston's biggest Guns and Doll Show exposition. Those are his "people" after all.

Gyre

[Ilsa]

14. Welcome to DU, Chomp!

We're pretty tired of his condescending tone here, also. And I live in Texas. I've been putting up with his smirkiness since 1994. Sometimes I think I'm going to go crazy.

[scarletwoman]

15. Okay -- but please tell us how you REALLY feel...

;-)

Excellent rant! Yeah, sadly, rather us lot than you -- this simian martinet was bred and nurtured on our soil. Our collective karma, after all. (*sigh*)

Thanks for your sympathy -- but thanks even more for keeping alight the flame of righteous outrage.

One question: Any chance that Ireland will accept American political refugees?

And by the way -- Welcome to DU! :toast:

sw

[Blue_In_AK]

32. Ha, Scarlet Woman, that's just what I said....

Didn't mean to steal your post. :)

[applegrove]

16. Put a smile on my face & warmed my heart. Sometimes it is hard

when the news rarely reflects how you feel about someone.

Thanks. I:loveya: your letter

[CrispyQ]

18. Thanks Chomp! It's good to hear what Europeans REALLY think

of our presidential embarassment. The corporate media over here is telling it like you all are grateful for the second chance to get on board the democracy train. Fucking pukes.

BTW, welcome to DU!

[donco6]

19. Just imagine

seeing his Chimpishness on the news every frickin' day!

Totally agree with your post - every word was poetic.

[Career Prole]

20. Well and truly

chomped! Welcome to DU! :hi:

[autorank]

21. Welcome to DU!!! Now, tell us what you really think (haha).

I say, send Bush to Ireland and have that wonderful woman reporter humiliate him on television for about an hour. We have reason to believe that Bush might actually enjoy it and the ratings would be excellent. You could package it as a cable television 'pay-per-view'event in the states and make millions.

We shall overcome. And while you're at it, please post some stuff for the sleazy Labour party across the channel. There is NO excuse for Blair being around anymore.

:toast:

[Rex]

23. Bush has no grasp of history - no respect for other cultures.

Bush is the most embarrassing thing to come out of America (IMO) since Joseph McCarthy. I apologize to all Europeans and any other country Bush sets foot on. Cheney is worse!!! Negroponte, Poindexter, Rummy, Rice, Rush, Gannon...the list of sleaze and evil doesn't ever stop in the BFEE household.

We are in some deep deep shit!

[Kansas Wyatt]

24. What? No Loyalty Card Only Town Hall Meetings in Europe?

No wonder he keeps spewing gas, and nobody there believes him.

If Europe would like to keep him, that would be great for the majority over here. Remember, he and his administration only comes in a whole set, and you have to take the whole set. Did I mention this set is free of charge?

[FreedomAngel82]

37. I'm surprised they haven't

figured out someway of that either. :shrug:

[tabasco]

25. Haahaahaahahahahaha!!! Thank you so much !

Although I'm not a European ...

I couldn't have said it any better !

We are as embarrassed as you are pissed off.

Deepest apologies. We will work even harder to oust these criminals.

I promise.

[Poiuyt]

27. Now I feel so stupid

I had to look up the word, "pillock."

Great post, Chomp. I am still embarassed that our country reelected him. Let's just hope that he doesn't start any more wars.

[EnfantTerrible]

28. Aaaahhh

What a refreshing RANT!!!!

Thanks Chomp and welcome to DU.

How does the Irish press treat our embarrassment of a "Leader"?

[kentuck]

29. kick !

Just for the hell of it ! :)

[Blue_In_AK]

31. Why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel???? n/t

[Stephanie]

33. You sound like a New Yorker

We have been used and abused by this smirky Chimp. So sorry you are getting this bitter taste of it. It's unbearable.

[TyeDye75]

44. New Yorkers take no shit..thats for sure.

Neither do Irish Brits indeed all Europeans....including Poland

[kiki]

34. Our media seem worryingly in thrall to him though...

...Anna Ford was all smiles as she went on about him being "strong" or "uncompromising" or "the greatest swordsman in all England" or whatthefuckever. And never more than a passing reference to the protests.

In fact, on the day of W's second coronation, the number of times the procession was stopped because of protests - five - was coincidentally the exact number of words that Channel 4's main broadcast devoted to the subject - "There were some anti-war protests."

[Dirk39]

35. Hi from Germany,

Mainz today will put every east-german city during Stalinism to shame, when the ever triumphant and victorious working-class had to celebrate it's ever triumphant and victorious government.

Besides that there is noone, who's celebrating or who wants to celebrate, and the whole city is a desert, a city of the dead, just the security measures put the Stasi and the KGB to shame.

A ghost in a ghost city talking with ghosts about different corporate and imperial interests, and how they could be combined against all of us, in the USA or in Europe.

Please God, let him eat more Pretzels...
Dirk

[apple_ridge]

60. He didn't choke on a pretzel. He got so drunk while watching a

basketball game that he passed out and smashed his head on the coffee table.

[Tactical Progressive]

36. You can't really get the flavor of George W. Bush

without a syncophantic media to whore his every word. The discordant effect of having virtually your entire media profusely kissing his ass no matter whether he wants to wreck your economy, start wars based on blatant lies, or destroy all progressivity in your civilization really adds an entire new dimension to the experience.

Plus, it really isn't the same having a visitor over for a few days, as knowing you're going to be cooped up in the same house for the next half a decade with the reprobate.

Sadly, it's only a short diversion for you. Imagine, if you can, what it might be like to be us.

[Virginian]

57. and until we have free elections,

we won't be able to get rid of his ilk.

[jojo54]

38. WE'VE BEEN CHOMPED!

Welcome to DU!! Your posts will be welcome anytime! :bounce: :toast:

And Thanks, you can keep him!!! We don't want him back.

[tavalon]

53. Actually, if our deficit wasn't already sky high

I'd suggest we pay Europe to keep him and all of his nasty minions.

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

39. Thanks Chomp,

Irish American here...county Donegal...Malin (Tidy-Town) roots...

Thanks for speaking the truth...PM me anytime so's I can pass on your perspective on shit-for-brains to my less than enlightened friends over here in Dumbfuckistan...

I hope to hear from you...

[mr blur]

40. Well personally I'm glad he's over here.

I feel safer and more free already. And this Democracy notion of his - great idea. I can't understand why we Europeans haven't thought of it before now. Though perhaps if he tried it in America first, and we could all see that it works, then everybody would be wanting to do it!

[hnsez]

41. I was wondering why gun crimes are down in the last few days...

and people seem more relaxed on the streets, can you please extend his stay for us Chomp?

[LibertyorDeath]

42. Tell it !

Welcome :toast:

[Misunderestimator]

45. A most excellent post! Welcome to DU. I was just watching him speak

to a group of "Young Business Leaders" in Germany and thinking very much the same thing you expressed. I have no clue how they kept themselves from rolling their eyes during his "lecturing."

[Virginian]

59. "Young Business Leaders"

Is that an euphemism for "Rich kids whose parents bought them companies to run?"

[Bridget Burke]

46. Don't believe the election results...

His margin of victory was rather slim, but still suspect. Assuming you're in the Republic--congratulations for deciding electronic voting was not for you. Trust me, keep it simple & verifiable.

As a Texan, I've also had this fool as Governor. He was quite annoying then, but his mental condition has markedly deteriorated in that last few years. Still--the "Mute" button on the remote is handy whenever he pops up on TV.

[buzzard]

47. I just caught part of his recent response to the press, he is

truly divorced from reality.

[HughBeaumont]

48. The rest of the world views Dumberica as retards because of *

and his undereducated asshole following. Thank you for echoing the sentiments of those smart enough here in the USA to see through this pile of shit's chicanery, and may we all see the day where we can party together in celebration of his arrest and imprisonment.

[Mandate My Ass]

49. Galling, isn't it?

I think you gave him a bit too much credit here:

it is not as though this fucking moron has even the slightest degree of credibility here on ANY serious topic (other than perhaps low-level insider dealing or mid-level substance abuse).

He couldn't even pull off low-level shenanigans without his daddy's help. As for the drug use, you nailed it.

The only other accomplishment I can think of is that he manages the dual roles of scourge of the earth and totally inept doofus rather effortlessly.

Thanks for your sympathies, we're going to need all we can get.

[meganmonkey]

50. That's the kind of attitude that made him cancel the 'town-hall' meeting

in Germany! :P

Man, I wish you could meet him face to face, with him tied to a chair and you ranting at him! (I'm picturing this, you see) I wish he would get stuck somewhere with people telling him how they feel about his sorry ass and where he isn't protected by all of his handlers and he is forced to see how much hatred he has created in otherwise kind and loving people.

Anyway, great rant. And thanks for not hating all of us because of our evil government!

:hi:

"But with the German government unwilling to permit a
scripted event with questions approved in advance, the White House
has quietly put the event on ice. Was Bush afraid the event might
focus on prickly questions about Iraq and Iran rather than the rosy
future he's been touting in Europe this week?"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1259647

[Willy Lee]

51. Beautiful post. Wanna keep him? Please? Pretty please?????

[GoSolar]

52. Bush is a raving idiot.

He did not win. He stole the "election".

[stubertmcfly]

54. agreed

i just hope that people around the world understand that a HUGE percentage of this country's population didn't vote for him, don't support him, and are NOTHING like what he claims "americans" are.

it sickens me what this country has become through the acts of a few. i really feel that i am not an "american" any more.

[TWiley]

55. Hurray for the Chomp!

Well said. My feelings exactly.

I have to listen to that fucker every day when he is in the states. The media makes sure we get our daily dose of george. Thank GAWD he is in Europe pissing you folks off. I desperately needed a break here in the US.

[Az_lefty]

56. Thanks for giving the chimp a "cold" welcome. He deserves it!

However, please keep him for a while. The longer he's out of the country the safer we all are.
:toast:

[superconnected]

58. Yes, it is sort of like having the Saudi Royal family show up and speak

about democracy and freedom.

Sorry, I'm still not over the patriot act. Okay, nobody is.

[tom_paine]

61. I would expect a Citizen of the Free World to feel as you do when being

subjected to the raving of Third World Tyrants such as the Emperor of Amerika.

Those of us who yearn for America to be free again share your feelings and your disgust at this Two-Bit Ferdinand Marcos.

Unfortunately, the Imperial Subjects of Amerika are as able to change their Rulers currently as the North Koreans.

(we just have the old Lying Window-Dressing to pretend Amerika is still America and a Member of the Free World)

What can I say but those of us trapped behingf the Teelvised Curtian of Imperial Amerika share your disgust.

Remember though, I STILL don't think he has won an election honestly yet.

Thank you for the sympathies. Back when America was free, I felt as you do regarding the poor, pathetic, unfree bastards liivng in the Soviet Union.

Now, of course, I would expect Free People to feel about ME and the erst of the Subjects of Amerika as I used to feel about the citiznes of Totalitarian Nations.

Thank you for he sympathies. Because the Transformation of America to Imperial Amerika hasn't even begun in earnest. We have so much further to fall and remember that George W. is the Tiberius of the Imperial Family of Amerika.

Caligula and Nero are still in our future. Hoepfully that quaint holdover from the Days of the Old Republic, the fact that Amerika is forced to change Emperors every 8 years, will delay the coming fo Caligula and Nero Bush.

[karlrschneider]

62. I literally laughed out loud at "sausage at a Bar Mitzvah"

And I don't laugh much these days! Welcome to DU!
:toast:

[fortyfeetunder]

63. Thanks for the perspective

and welcome to DU

Is there a special light in Europe that helps the folks see Bush for what he is? If so, I need 51 million of those for the citizens who voted for him last election!

[Roland99]

64. Ayup...welcome to our nightmare.

But, you have poodle-boy Blair to deal with.

[Lorien]

65. Except this poster is from Ireland

and he didn't specify Northern Ireland, so he probably doesn't have the poodle to deal with (well, except for that unfortunate proximity-like Canada, I suspect Ireland can't divorce itself completely from it's neighbor's nuttiness).

[Obamarama]

66. My advice: No...DON'T ACCEPT IT!

We don't!

We tried back in November...we really did. :-(

[neweurope]

67. Gimme me more! Lay it on, Chomp!

Keep raving and don't let up!

I feel exactly the same way. I actually feel revolted by this man's being "welcomed" here.

---------------------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[opihimoimoi]

68. The Liberty/Feedom thingy is but a cover for their ulterior motives

They will say all the right words and phrases but its in the actions that count.

First of all, he lied by omission to the American people; had they known what he intended to do IF elected, he woulda lost....

so he hid his agenda during the campaigne....

Now, he is trying to look John Wayneish by spouting Freedom/Liberty all over the Planet.... good looks but all rot underneath...

They are all snickering and laughing at OUR PRESIDENT who holds the position only by the LIE CHEAT STEAL MODE...

We Americans MUST BE ASHAMED this guy speaks for US..

He is embarrassing to the bone...oops, sorry Gannon

[Vincardog]

69. could you please charge him while he is there? I can think of a large

number of crimes against humanity the World Court might want to investigate. You realize that he is only the noxious visible part of the malignity that has infected out government.

[Vinca]

70. Who heard him lecturing Putin on the importance of a free press?

I heard that little tidbit on MSNBC earlier this afternoon and couldn't believe my ears. If Bush feels the need to lecture anyone about a free press, he ought to look in a mirror.

[TWiley]

72. Exactly !

The bushtapo has suppressed the American media to the point where it is nothing more than a choir singing praises to our new lord.

As I have said, if his lips are moving, then he is lying. The hypocrisy of the republican party is limitless, and they have just begun to defile our nation.

[kiraboo]

71. A pleasure to read a post by somebody with such good sense.

We hate the fuckin' moron too! While there may be many Americans who don't get the hypocrisy of his lectures, none of them frequent DU. Welcome!

[Lisa]

74. he just finished hectoring Canada ...

Horrible, whining self-satisfied voice! He even tossed in some quotes from Canadian leaders, which his speechwriters had taken out of context and misinterpreted. I hate to think what he and his cohorts would do with Goethe and other famous Germans!

[DemocracyInaction]

75. shhhhh, the American people will hear you and

.you don't want to interrupt their fantasy, do you? I'm sorry to say, my dear, that way too many of our folk here are a dead ringer for George. And they are damn proud of being anti-intellectual and just plain fucking dumb. They apparently don't understand that in today's world dumb can either end up inadvertently blowing up the world or dumb can mean that you cannot stay #1 for long because the smart people of Earth will eventually roll over you like a boulder over dung.