where's Dick Cheney?

[Cocoa]

I haven't seen his face in a LONG time...

[KlatooBNikto]

1. I think he is out plotting another 9/11 for the second term.

[quiet_please]

2. Well I have heard

that his health is getting too bad to be seen in public. Whether or not that is true, I don't know.

We can always hope, right?

[Vanje]

17. I wonder.....

I read somewhere (probably here at DU) that Cheney was physically unable to stand for the duration of a debate. Hence the seated format when he debated John Edwards.

[Maestro]

3. His embalming fluids

needed replacing, plus the battery for his heart was low. Plus he's figuring out how to suicide JimmyJeff.

[The_Casual_Observer]

4. He is running things while chimp is out making stupid remarks

and distracting everybody.

[King Coal]

5. Counting his money?

[Sequoia]

6. Planning the shock and awe for Iran

as he sits in his dark dank cave.

[skids]

7. I haven't seen his face in a LONG time...

And this is a bad thing? :-)

[elshiva]

8. In an undisclosed location, of course.

[MemphisTiger]

9. He's still trying to get out of his parka

[slybacon9]

18. Visualize: Kid from "A Christmas Story"

"i can't put my arms down!"

love it....

[leveymg]

10. Be alarmed if he suddenly appears healthy and well rested looking.

He's in to one of those Alpine spas Mick Jagger used to frequent where they do full blood exchanges with Swiss School children. Something like in the movie "Dune", only less lichen on the walls.

Of course, today, there's probably a group of 20-something Swiss hip-hoppers with a really full set of smackers and a tendency to prance on-stage.

What legacy would Cheney leave behind, I wonder?

[applegrove]

11. Doing penance for having worn inappropriate clothing at a hugely

important memorial event. They have to hide him lest people get reminded of this recent 'lack of judgment' and it gets re-enforced in the brains of the people who were offended. The only other solution to that problem of people 'making memories of this mistake' was to stop the population of the whole world from SLEEPING FOR 2 MONTHS and Karl felt that was even beyond his capabilities.

The danger of people remembering Cheney's gaff is that his arrogance and patriotic inspired insult to THE WORLD is one of the rare mistakes that occured on film. And it very much needs to be forgotten about.

After all - when Americans are fed a garbage soup full a false pride & patriotism every day ... you cannot have film footage of the wanton carelessness to the feelings of others that is the result of such narcissism readily available. Because that would be a little bit of the TRUTH slipping in. And gop/neocons/WH/rovbots hate that.

[slybacon9]

12. On a hovering barge in the desert

he's got princess leia on a chain at his feet while R2D2 serves cocktails and C3P0 translates...

[RevCheesehead]

19. LMAO. Too funny! n/t

[wug37]

13. Getting the 2005 version of his software installed

Cheyneybot needs an upgrade!

[Canuckistanian]

14. Out looking for a fresh supply of O negative

Preferably from a young virgin.

[Canuckistanian]

15. Strapped to a table waiting for the lightning strike

And Wolfowitz is turning the dials and screeching maniacally.

[Cleita]

16. He's in his sarcophagus getting rejuvenated.

Truly, he could be a Go'auld (Stargate). No one with his heart problems should still be alive.

[Swamp Rat]

20. When his body dies, he'll become a...

[DrZeeLit]

21. Everybody sing along...

the stars at night are big and bright

clap * clap * clap * clap

DEEP IN THE BOWELS OF TEXAS....


...take it!....