"He wanted to POOP his PANTS, but his staff wouldn't LET HIM!"

[BiggJawn]

You Betcha I'm inna grump tonight.
Laundry night, so that's a real happy-maker in the first place, then there's nobody to look at, THEN on the Glass Tit comes this "60 Minutes II" Tribute to our "Manly Pretzeldent" and what he was doing on 11 Sept.

He wanted to go back to DC, but "his staff wouldn't let him".
Then he wanted to address the Murkan sheeple, but "his staff wouldn't let him".
Then he wanted to do a line of coke as wide and long as the yellow streak down his back and chug a quart of Jack, but "his staff wouldn't let him".
Then he wanted to fly AF-One to Baghdad and throw empty Texas Pride bottles at Saddam, but "his staff wouldn't let him"...

Wish somebody'd give ME a B-J like that. I haven't passd-out from an orgasm in a long time...

[John_H]

1. kick

funny stuff!

[gratuitous]

2. I don't know how the media whores do it

On the one hand, we get this reportage about how Chimpy's staff sits on him and won't let him do stuff. Then we get from the same sources what a take charge guy Lil George is supposed to be. Is it because they don't think we remember what they just told us, or is it that they don't remember what they said themselves, or do they think we're just that stupid?

In any event, I wish they'd cut it out.

[BiggJawn]

3. All the Above.

They think our memory span is as long as Chimpy's Limpy, their own is as long as Rumsferatu's, and yes, they do think we're stupid. After all, aren't we the ones who sent them laughing all the way to the bank with "Survivor"?