Laura Bush: My husband is not dangerous.

[madfloridian]

Translation in part from my Belgium friend:
SNIP..."Laura Bush to the Europeans: " My husband is not dangerous "

BRUSSELS ( AFP) - The American president George W. Bush is a " man of heart " and is " no dangerous man ", asserted his wife Laura in a conversation spread(diffused) on a Belgian television on Monday evening.

" My husband is not a dangerous man. It is a man of heart and I hope that people see him(it) ", declared Mrs Bush on the deprived television channel RTL-TVI."

http://fr.news.yahoo.com/050221/202/4a80f.html

Le président américain George W. Bush est un "homme de coeur" et n'est "pas un homme dangereux", a affirmé lundi soir son épouse Laura dans un entretien diffusé sur une télévision belge.
• Tim Sloan (AFP/AFP - lundi 21

[WI_DEM]

1. "It" is a man of hope?

True he is an it. A Very dangerous It.

[BlueEyedSon]

9. Yeah, he "hopes" to start more wars, create more death & destruction....

make more money for his "have-more" base, destroy the middle class, shred the constitution, create a US Xtian theocracy.......

[neuvocat]

16. You mean like Stephen King's "It"?

Yes, I see what you mean.

[hector459]

48. Laura, your husband is not even coherent.

But the people who control him are "dangerous!"

[FreedomAngel82]

58. Bush is still dangerous

He doesn't stand up to them and he goes along with their plans. So he is dangerous.

[FreedomAngel82]

57. Oh please!

Why doesn't Laura go confront and tell that to a mother who lost her son or daughter in Iraq! Why doesn't she go over to Iraq and tell those young men and women! He isn't dangerous? Yes he is. He's insane and freakin nuts!

[pelagius]

2. The road to world war is paved with good intentions. n/t

[Oreo]

3. How cold is it there?

Have you ever seen him wearing gloves?


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3171644

[DemoTex]

17. Is that dried blood on his hand?

I do believe it is!

[FreedomAngel82]

59. I noticed that too

Interesting. Hmm.

[Pastiche423]

60. Yep

When he recently shook hands w/Pootie Poot.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050224/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_wardrobe_malfunction_1

[DemoTex]

69. Sorry, no.

It is a permanent stain. Iraqi civilian blood. That's why he wears gloves. To cover his hideous murders.

[LizW]

82. Seriously, though

Those look like bloody scrapes on his hand. Has he performed another pavement dive recently? It would explain why he didn't take his gloves off to shake hands with the other leaders.

[benburch]

4. That she even needs to address the issue proves that he is!

He is the most dangerous man on the planet, and nearly the most unstable (after Kim of NK) and he has sexual secrets that ARE being used to blackmail him.

[applegrove]

5. Wow - a new slogan for a new campaign. I am not dangerous.

[mopaul]

14. don't worry, we won't nuke you

i'm against eating children

[madfloridian]

26. Hi there, mopaul...this one is fair game for you.

LOL

[Bluebear]

6. The 'deprived television channel'?

hehehe

Too bad it wasn't depraved!

[madfloridian]

12. LOL I am trying another translation service, but that is funny.

:hi:

[Roland99]

7. Pretty damn bad she even had to qualify and defend his "character"!

[villager]

8. exactly. If you have to say it...

n/t

[liveoaktx]

36. I thought that too-why would one even have to claim that Bush not

dangerous?

Her even saying that shows she's paying attention and realizes that a lot of people think he is.

[progressivebydesign]

40. Yeah.. could we have imagined Tipper Gore or Hillary saying that? n/t

[porphyrian]

10. What does she know? She was dumb enough to marry the fucker. - n/t

[Bluebear]

27. Indeed!

[kcwayne]

64. She's not so dumb.

How else would a featureless and bland creature with no discernable talent become a multi-millionaire other than by marrying into money?

[porphyrian]

72. Aw, every two-bit hick town girl tries to do that.

All Laura had to do was blackmail him.

[DemoTex]

11. The fact that she had to even say it says it all.

Il est un homme tres dangereux!

[Deja Q]

13. Laura killed someone once by running a stop sign as I recall...:

What right does she have to judge ANYBODY as having a heart?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=laura+bush+killed

Most of the links point right to what I've mentioned here.

[Salviati]

62. Hence my new nickname for Laura: T-Bone

[sepia_steel]

63. That's not really a fair accusation.

It was an accident, and she probably felt horrible about it. Let's not stoop to neo-con exaggeration tactics.

[TankLV]

67. OK, then. They're the only pair of convicted drunk drivers ever to occupy

OUR White House.

Same with both Cheneys.

She was drunk at the time.

Not quite an "accident" is it now?

Fuck her drunken ass and the ass she married.

They deserve PRISON TERMS, not pity.

[LiberalEsto]

15. I nearly spit tea

all over the keyboard

[paineinthearse]

18. deprived television channel RTL-TVI?

something was lost in translation

[madfloridian]

22. Ok, Babelfish says private instead of deprived.

"husband is not a dangerous man. It is a noble-hearted man and I hope that people see it ", declared Mrs. Bush on the chain of private television RTL-TVI."

I am still laughing. Yes, Laura, we know you think he is not dangerous. LOL

[LeaderlessResistance]

19. Bush Is Dangerous

George Bush is the global arbiter of perpetual war, police state tactics and the militarization of society on all levels.

[Salviati]

20. Who care what T-Bone says..

her husband and those he stands with are going to be the ruin of this country

[atommom]

21. It is an it of very little brain!

And it is dangerous!

[goodboy]

23. I wonder if the Afghans and Iraqi's think he's dangerous...(nt)

[Blue_In_AK]

24. Whatever, Laura........ n/t

[madfloridian]

25. "Deprived" television channel should read "private" ...via babelfish

My friend does pretty well though.

[LeaderlessResistance]

28. George Bush Is Dangerous

The Congress, the President and the Supreme Court shall have equal authority to interpret this Constitution. No branch may impose its interpretation on the others.

[Dr Ron]

29. He's just a pawn--Cheney and Rove are the dangerous ones n/t

[FreedomAngel82]

61. But he doesn't

do anything about them either. Surely he's the one who could get rid of them if he didn't like these plans. Bush knows what he's doing.

[amber dog democrat]

30. Be afraid, be very afraid.

It is VERY very dangerous.

Pickles is in denial. I bet Eva Braun said something similar.

[madfloridian]

31. My friend in Brussels said well at least Bush is trying to reassure.

That was the other day. He is sort of realizing now that it is all rhetoric. I told him only his words had changed, not his goals. I sent him a link to the PNAC group.

Today he sends me this...and I think he sees what I mean.

[Benhurst]

32. Dick Nixon: "I am not a crook." Laura Bush: "My husband is not

dangerous." The beat goes on.

[flordehinojos]

33. it is interesting that laura bush chose a foreign country to assert that

her husband is "not a dangerous man but a man with a heart". They've gotten sniff of how unpopular bush is and what people are saying despite their denials of the massive protests against bush, against the war, against the stealing of our elections that have all been launched against the tyrannical bush since practically day one of his illicit takeover of the white house.

[Anakin Skywalker]

34. Doh! What Wife Would Not Say

that about her own husband, especially a "good Christian wife"? (You know, stand behind your man despite how bad he smells with sh*t, that kinda thing). Come on. We are supposed to believe you, Laura? GMAFB!

[Sugar Smack]

35. He's a noodle-wristed, megalomaniacal bucket of horse piss-

Prince Skidmark. President Pigfoot. King Fallsalot. Scabby McRugburn. Cancerous Earworm. Gutless Wonder. Spoonfed, sniveling waste of oxygen. Tricycle-riding daddy's boy. Goatfucker-in-chief. Lucy Lucifer. Sir Scabmagnet. Boiling vat of nothing. Prick. Drunken Busdriver. Mister Hankey. President Neverland. Prince Snootypants. Murdering Fucknut. Mister Rice. Captain Pockmark. Omega Man. Cockadoodie-Brat-in-chief. Mincing, brain-damaged cipher. Worst-Case-Scenario. Ass-head.

Shit-throwing monkey fucker. Asshat. Disgrace. Embarrassment. Assrot. Pus on the boil of a chimp's ass. Captain Veggie. President GermyLips. Scab-faced cretin stinkrot. Gunnysack of weasel shit. Buffoon of the highest order. Profoundly stupid, blazing infestation of crablice. His mighty, incompetent Loftiness. Brain-Dead Meathook. Sphincter-mouthed, pabulum-spewing King of the shitstorm. Slab-sided pasty-faced, pucker-butted, deplorable son-of-a-bitch bastard.

President Unholy Travesty. Giggling Murderer. Contemptible Piece of Trash. Pinheaded drug-addled Test Monkey. Shit-pantsed, apoplectic coward (thanx for 9-11, BTW). Contrary Little Slow-Witted Moron Fuck. President Foul. President Cokehead. President Horseshit-on-a-stick. Empty-Headed Shit-Shuttle. Prima-Donna Neanderthal. Stinkeyed Freak. Cartwheeling Purveyor of Death. Spluttering Lunatic. Ham-Handed Candy-Assed, Damnable Savage Madman. Bumbling, Slack-Jawed Vegetable. Dismal, Offensive, drooling Ratbag. Weevil. Kunkus. Punk.

Chucklehead. Captain Clusterfuck. Shit-on-the-boots of he Anthropoid Rabble. Dick. Coarse Aberation of Humanity. Sorry, Unfeeling, Unfunny Milquetoast Comedian. Lout. Sluggard. Uncouth Hillbilly. No-Account Clown. Lump. Muckworm. Diseased, Two-Hoofed, greased snake, Pestilent Botch-of nature Bastard. Impudent, indigest, pestilent, Deformed Want-Wit. Black-Livered and Black-Hearted nest of Maggots. Nightmarish, capering little Smirk-Eyed Night Crawler. Ugly, depraved Jackass trail of Cat-Sick.

[karlrschneider]

44. LOL! Roget got nuthin' on you!

:D
Good thing I keep spare keyboards.....heehee

[Sugar Smack]

52. Hi, karlrschneider!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you!:hi: I jest can't help but feel inspired at that gum-faced, bottle-sucking, mealy-mouthed pair of shit-churning lowlifes!

[DemonFighterLives]

70. Don't hold back

B-)

[Sugar Smack]

78. The sight or sound of EITHER of them makes me apoplectic-

From the amount of damage he's been allowed to impose on the world in SUCH a short time. The VAPID COMPLACENCY of these people!!!!The inane drool that comes from the mouth of that lifeless bitch regarding her husband! What's the most important thing about being the First Lady? "Being married to the president!" Whoa, wotta yuckster! Haw,haw,haw! Just fell on my face laughing, scraped it up a bit. "My husband is not dangerous." WHOA! Another one! She's unstoppable! There is an insurmountable wake of destruction behind them and for the life of me, when I see pics of the Headless Wonder and his wife every day, still standing up and smiling their ugly little smiles,shrugging off his appalling criminal behavior, it sets me off.



I'll never hold back, my friend! :hi:

[Sugar Smack]

79. "Cockadoodie-Brat-in-Chief"

is for those who love "Misery" as much as I love "Misery".:D

[DemonFighterLives]

80. But the down homish cultists would love to share a beer with them

And a doobie, maybe. The rest of us drink to kill the pain. :beer:
:toast: Welcome to DU!

[earth mom]

37. Yeah Right, Laura. Spoken Like a True Stepford Wife. eom

[Malva Zebrina]

38. Dear Laura

You hardly ever look into his eyes, so I suspect you really don't know at all that your husband is indeed heartless and dangerous in the true to life form of a sociopath, a hopeless narcissistic, obssessed with power junky, who is also using you to tell others he is not "dangerous" and you willingly comply

Why would you not? You have had the benefit of all the Bush money and power for more than thirty years,while never doing a thing to earn it except birth and grow up two arrogant, self indulgent, self absorbed children who are playing the party game as young adults as if there were no tommorrow, and have the nerve to whine that you "know" what the families of the troops go through "a little bit" because you have gone through the same thing yourself. Your husband avoided war and combat--he went AWOL, you stupid woman and you have the nerve to preach you bond with the families of troops?

You are full of bull shit.

When I look into your husband's eyes, in the numerous photo ops where he loves to wave at no one, I see evill oozing out of each pupil; I see a gateway to abject slime and filth that rests deep inside his filthy soul.

I see in those eyes, a dangerous man, who has the blood of thoiusands upon thousands of innocent people on his hands and who lied over and over in order to kill them mercilessly, take their stuff, and claim it as his own, you dumb ass.

Everytime I force myself to look at his face, I see death, destruction, chaos, slaughter and mayhem and the look of pure evil seeping from his very pores.

Your husband is in the same catagory as the well known evil men who have led countries in the past into evil and death--the same-- you stupid woman. He is evil, he is dangerous and he is a war criminal and should be standing before some court, forced to testify to his evil lies that have been the base reason for the deaths of thoiusands of little children, women, old men and the loss of their homes, their jobs, their well being, you stupid cow. He should be jailed and tortured, just as he orders anyone he decides needs to be tortured.

That, dear Mrs. tightface, is evil.

[susu369]

65. Absolutely one of the best posts on DU - EVER

[progressivebydesign]

39. My friend in Belgium said he is VERY HATED there..

When she planned to visit me, all the young people she knew demanded to know WHY she'd want to go to BUSH'S country!??? They hate him. I really freakin' hated seeing the cover of USA Today.. with photos of Bush posing behind OUR MILITARY, with a headline that he was WARMLY RECEIVED IN GERMANY!!! Europe is turning out by the thousands to protest him...

[grumpy old fart]

41. "he's not dangerous, in fact, he's my bitch"

Made him give up the fun rich frat boy life to become Satan's own...that woman has power....

[hippiegranny]

42. Riiiight... and my cat won't eat your bird

Project much?

[Arkana]

43. Yeah, just like Hitler was NOT anti-Semitic

Oh, wait...

:puke:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

45. Breaking: Laura Channels Eva Braun

[Bluebear]

51. POW!

Nailed it.

[Lisa]

46. this is exactly that a woman in my town said about her aggressive dog ...

"not dangerous" -- She had never made any attempt to train her pet and frequently let it run around unsupervised, so it got into all kinds of trouble -- hey, just like Bush!

[Cha]

47. Your husband..pickle-brain...

is the most DANGEROUS man on the Planet..nothing like a sociopath with no one to answer to.

And you quit telling lies about the monkey, pickles.

[Disturbed]

49. I've seen several interviews with her.

She is dumb but her husband is dumber.

Dumb and Dumber.

[femme.democratique]

50. Homme de Coeur my ass!

Fuck You Pickles!!!

[madfloridian]

54. Does that translate to this:

My husband is not a dangerous man. It is a noble-hearted man and I hope that people see it ", declared Mrs. Bush on the chain of private television RTL-TVI."

Noble-hearted?

[femme.democratique]

55. Man of heart is literal translation...

[madfloridian]

75. Thanks, none fit, do they?

:hi:

[d_b]

53. He looks like the demon-child 'girl'

from the Aphex Twin 'come to daddy' video.

[Gabi Hayes]

56. does this person look dangerous?

[DemonFighterLives]

71. What a freakin nice couple

:7

Laura need to keep telling herself, It (dubby) is not dangerous.

[all.of.me]

66. are they headed back to stepford soon? n/t

[bvar22]

68. "My husband is not dangerous."

Gee , Pickles, try telling that to 100,000 innocent Iraqi men, women, and children....

Oh, wait...YOU CAN"T..
BECAUSE YOUR PSYCHO HUSBAND KILLED THEM for NOTHING!!



Well, at least you can say that your husband* isn't dangerous to them ANYMORE.....

because they are already DEAD and rotting in bush* mass graves. Your husband* LIBERATED them!!!

[ClayZ]

83. Laura thinks he is almost sweet after she has taken her MEDS each hour!

Twirly eyes tell. Unable to clap hands at speeches. She is beyond lit! Laura is in la la land!

[Greylyn58]

73. I beg to differ with you Madam

Your husband is a stupid, dangerous man, who cares little for those he hurts. His only concern is for his own agenda and making sure it is implemented no matter the costs.

And if he ever had a heart, it died a long time ago.

:(

[LynnTheDem]

74. 100,000+ dead civilians would argue that.

1643 dead US men, women & teen soldiers would argue that.

The vast majority of the entire world, who view bush as the #1 threat to peace on the planet, would argue that.

[seabeyond]

76. betcha those over 100k iraqi's dead thought he was dangerous n/t

[borlis]

77. She's a Stepford Wife.

Of course he isn't dangerous.

[in_cog_ni_to]

81. How would she know? She's not allowed to think

for herself. Open your eyes Laura! Your idiot husband IS a dangerous, mentally disturbed, warmongering, murderous bastard.