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usregimechange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 06:49 PM
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What is the solution to world hunger? Bush knows.
Freedom. How about crime. Freedom. Freedom can solve anything! Freedom lovers know this. Oh and freedom.
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 06:50 PM
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1. How about hangnails? Can freedom cure male pattern baldness?
Edited on Thu Feb-24-05 06:51 PM by hatrack
Concerned, patriotic American combover experts want to know!!
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usregimechange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 06:51 PM
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2. Yes! Freedom can cure that too! What else can freedom cure?
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Anakin Skywalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 07:02 PM
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3. Hey Man! You Forget One
very important problem! How about hemorrhoids? Can freedom cure hemorrhoids? I think I will write the White House and ask.
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Heyo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 08:14 PM
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5. Freedom
means you're free to get some Preperation H, and cure your own hemmeroids. Or, even free to enjoy your hemmeroids if that's what you dig. Free to ride a bicycle without a seat if you want.

Heyo
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 07:16 PM
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4. Soylent Green. Bush's solution. It will take care of Social Security too.
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