Bumper sticker I just saw...."I think...therefore I vote Republican"

[jn2375]

Good thing I was stopped when I read it or I probably would have driven off the road laughing!

[catchthefever]

1. VOMIT! n/t

[edbermac]

2. Who ever said Republicans don't have a sense of humor?

You should have asked..."is that stink or drink?"

[jojo54]

3. They think!?!?!

I thought they just prayed.....

[ruggerson]

4. They stole that from us -

classic bumpersticker for years was -

Vote Republican - It's Easier Than Thinking


Apparently, Republicans really can't think or they'd come up with something more original.

[seabeyond]

8. they didnt think too hard did they, ah hahahaha copycats n/'t

[flordehinojos]

5. they really know how to make inflammatory statements, don't they?

[Swede]

6. Yeah but can he think and chew bubble gum?

Probably not.

[Arkana]

7. Think what?

Think about squirrels? Vanilla? Cause if you vote Republican, you CAN'T be thinking about politics.

[flaminbats]

9. I suppose it happens when Republicans take a bath and #2 at the same time

:hurts: I might laugh, assuming I don't leave the road covered in crap!

[thefloyd]

10. Another funny sidenote

I am new to the Saint Louis area and trying to meet people via online dating. One claimed to be an intellectual conservative. I about fell out of my seat.

[serryjw]

11. Counter...bumpersticker

"I READ....that's why I vote Democrat"

[Peter Frank]

12. These people actually think they're thinking...

...for themselves.

Neocons have become the counter-culture to the counter-culture -- with their gurus "rush"ing to the fore.

[LIBERALSANDIEGO]

13. I had an open mind, but after trying to engage in honest debate

of ideas on a conservative website, i've almost given up on the lot.

[newyawker99]

18. Hi LIBERALSANDIEGO!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[agates]

14. The first draft of that bumper sticker said "I'm greedy...

therefore I vote Republican." But, it just didn't have quite the right ring to it...

[BuyingThyme]

15. Could you tell what s/he was thinking?

[porkrind]

16. That's what highbeam headlights are for.

Also, give 'em the bird while passing.

[oasis]

17. "I drink... therefore I guzzle Rove kool aid".

[jeanarrett]

19. I had one just like that during election time, only it said

I think. . . therefore I don't listen to Rush Limbaugh.

[Art_from_Ark]

20. Sounds like the owner

is three cylinders short of a four-banger

[No Exit]

21. Is there room to insert "very little" btw "think" and "therefore"?

I saw one of those bumper stickers, too. It was on a Buick driven by a guy who looked kind of elderly.

People should take out their political views at least once a year or so, and dust them off and clean them up. Maybe repair and adjust them. I see lots of "republicans" who never, ever do this. I feel some slight pity for these people, b/c they are doomed to obsolescence.

If that guy would go back and evaluate his "republican" stance with the same sort of fervor that he might have had when he was 16 (and just becoming politically aware), he would probably find that his views no longer serve his needs. (Especially if he relies on a Social Security check to live!)

[Stop_the_War]

22. PUKE!

:puke:

[lonestarnot]

23. LOL... now that's funny! n/t ROFL