Tom Ridge, formerly Homeland Security, now works Home Depot security.

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For some reason I don't feel any safer shopping in a Home Depot. Unidentified flying objects await in every aisle.... the most dangerous retail store in America won't be one bit safer with Ridge darkening the doorstep. Here I come, Lowe's!

[peekaloo]

1. Yeah but the new color coded uniforms are spiffy!

[chlamor]

2. Home

Like everyone he is just trying to find a Home. Of course when it came to the Homeless in Pa. he was a cruel bastard.

[StClone]

3. Ha ha UFO

Unidentified Falling Objects. One of the big lawsuits against Home Depot was falling boxes off high shelves I believe. Ridge will be on top of that security breach Code Red!

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4. Does he get to wear the orange vest?

I know how into colors he is! :)

[jdots]

5. Tom Ridge should be a sales rep for Urinal Cakes R Us

I expect poor quality at Home Depot ,Tom Ridge just added to it.

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6. Isn't this a step down?

from Homeland Security to Home Depot? There is something not right here. Home Depot?

[Racenut20]

7. Damn, I may have to get a new race car to watch.

[EVDebs]

8. This isn't the "Let the eagle soar" guy ? Oh, good. So why'd he quit ?

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10. That was John Ashcroft singing in F9/11

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

9. He works in the duct tape and plastic tarp aisle (n/t)

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11. Ha ha ha!