"It's like a mohel walking into the middle of Hitler rally ..."

[kentuck]

Funny! Like Ha! Ha!
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http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2005/02/christ-weary-over-gannonguckert-what.html

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What is this world coming to when you can't even rely on the most hate-filled, self-righteous, arrogant fucks this side of John Negroponte to come through for you? The Gannon/Guckert story is a low hanging curve ball right to the inside for the Christian right, yet they refuse to swing. Gay prostitute in the middle of the Christian President's White House? C'mon, this is like a black man in the South in the 1920s fucking a white woman in the middle of a Klan meeting because the flames of the burning cross are so romantic. It's like a mohel walking into the middle of Hitler rally and saying, "Who wants a circumcision? I'll give you a good price." It's like an Iraqi walking into Abu Ghraib, dropping his pants, and saying, "I know where the weapons are, and I bet you can't beat it out of me."

Where are all the playa haters? All the motherfuckers who are so anti-gay marriage and anti-homosexuality in general? James Dobson, a man so uptight he has to crowbar his ass cheeks open so he can get rid of some of the shit he's full of, and his Focus on the Family offer fuckin' pamphlets on whether or not "marriage is in trouble," and books on how to "deal" with a gay relative. Concerned Women For America, a group of beaten-down fuck dolls and breeding toys of the fundamentalist patriarchy, can't get enough of the gay-hatin'. Here's an entire fuckin' list of shit that's got their granny panties in a wad, including adoption by gays, transgender golfers, and gay tourism.

And, you know, c'mon, the fuckin' Agape Press, the AP wannabe of fundamentalism, has written not a single word about Gannon or Guckert. Yet they still have plenty of time to rip on The Simpsons and its outing of Marge's sister as emblematic of Hollywood liberalism. 'Cause, see, cartoon dykestry is far, far more important than a real, live, lying assfucker in the White House.

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[Catch22Dem]

1. Classic!!!!

I love it.

[givemebackmycountry]

2. The Rude One is a MUST for me each day

He's the only one that says m'fer as often as I do.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

3. .

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

4. Damn, That's hard stuff. Not false but hard stuff.

[eleny]

5. He's a 'must read' each and every post

[autorank]

6. As they say in academe, "I am informed by Rudepundit"

And I do admire his use of vulgarity. It is artful and persuasive at the same time.

rudepundit :yourock:

[NightOwwl]

7. The Rude One...

A rude, crude poetic genius.

[BiggJawn]

8. I thought I had a Mastery of Profanity...

But I am in AWE!
Rudepundit MUST have been a Bosun's Mate in an earlier life!

I would questing ONE statement, however....
I wouldn't fuck a member of "Concerned Women" with Dick cheney's dick...There'es a diference between "Beat down" and "More dried-up than the fucking Mohave Desert"....


Yeah, all up in arms and shit about Spongebob and Marge's sister, but not ONE peep about Mr. "8-inches cut"...