I'm"Very very happy"

[SoFlaJets]

This from a website the Eric Alterman sent me to;http://veryveryhappy.blogspot.com/2003_09_07_veryveryhappy_archive.html#106316201320863955

"Hey, Dave, I think I smell gas coming from that house."

"Really? I don't."

"Yeah, definitely gas. We need to go in there."

"Dude, that's somebody's house. We can't just break in there. We should call the cops."

"Dave, you pussy! I'm going in! You can screw yourself."

"Okay."



"Hey, Roger, you okay in there? I'm still not smelling any gas."

"Screw you! It's in here! I'll find it!"

"Okay."



"Um...Roger? Is that flame from the gas?"

"No. That...um...that was me. Hey! Listen. You have to come in here and help me put this fire out."

"What? Why?"

"It's your duty. I know we had some disagreements in the past, but you must now acknowledge your responsibility for what has happened here, and you must now help in the long and dangerous process of putting out this fire that I started while doing something which you advised me not to do."

"Um...have you found gas in there yet?"

"I'll get back to you on that one."

[Brucey]

1. And the people in this house,

just don't seem pleased to have me here putting out the fire...

[ixion]

2. and they're also not pleased

that you're in there killing their sons and daughters while trying to find the gas leak. :-(