What’s the deal with Chimp’s teeth?

[Timefortruth]

Seriously, they are so little and yellow? Is he just afraid of the dentist?

[Mari333]

1. Here is a suggestion

http://www.bhj.org/journal/2000_4204_oct00/review_600.htm

Chronic alcoholics neglect themselves as they are preoccupied with their addiction and they have very poor dental hygiene.

Dental caries : Alcoholics have a high incidence of decayed missing filled teeth and also more missing teeth as compared to non-alcoholics.<21,22>

Chronic inflammatory Periodontal disease : Alcoholics have an increased rate of chronic, advanced generalized periodontitis<23> with inflamed gingivae, loss of stippling, blunting of the interdental papillae and deep pocketing with associated bone loss.<24>

Tooth wear : Increased level of tooth wear due to attrition is present in psychiatric alcoholics.<22> This is due to stimulation of the brainstem reticulo activatory system leading to masseteric muscle activity causing bruxism during rapid eye moment sleep.<9>Advanced dental erosions affecting the palatal surface of upper incisors, erosion of teeth due to chronic vomiting after regular alcoholism binges have been reported.<12>,<25>

:beer:

[blm]

9. Same thing with drug addicts.

Their teeth are like neon signs that say ADDICT.

[corarose]

19. Don't junkies grind their teeth?

I use to be a dental assistant and I remember a junkie coming into the office for dental work and his teeth was ground down and the Dentist said that junkies grind their teeth.

[Robin Hood]

22. Your dentist is a moron.

People grind their teeth for a variety of reasons. Stress being the main one.

[EV1Ltimm]

2. i can't help it...

"uh huh huh huh... pull my finger, beavis"

[yankeeinlouisiana]

3. Maybe he never lost

his baby teeth. :shrug:

He hasn't really grown up in any other way.

[Arugula Latte]

4. Let me make a well-researched, astute, reasoned observation:

God, that is one ugly M*F*er of a president we have.

[MODemocrat]

21. Did any of you DUers see David Letterman early this week

in which he showed a clip of Bush walking and spitting? Talk about gross! Where's the dignity Bush was supposed to return to the White House? Surely he wasn't being serious.

[Capn Sunshine]

5. Looks like the teeth of every chain smoking ex alkie I've ever seen

[Clete]

6. Nicotine stains?

Really hard to get off even with dental care.

[molly]

7. Donkey - horse teeth - whoaaaa Nellie!

heehaw-heehaw-heehaw - whinnie-whinnie!

Maybe he needs some good implants - he can afford them!

[never cry wolf]

8. Well, daily dental hygene is not something

you can hire someone else to do for you.

[babzilla]

10. he borrowed them

from Rummy

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,80662,00.jpg

[myomy]

11. ThatÕs the teeth of a chimp.

.

[KG]

12. seeing a dentist requires more physical courage than the chimp can muster

just another disgusting trait of that slimey little turd of a man.

[NNN0LHI]

13. Shit man. You ain't seen nothing yet

Secretary of State Colin Powell (news - web sites) talks to the media as he arrives at the Hotel Intercontinental in Geneva, Switzerland, early Saturday, Sept. 13, 2003. Powell will attend meeting of the Foreign Ministers of the five permanent members of the UN Security Council, and a meeting with the UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan (news - web sites). (AP Photo/Michael Probst)

[buff2]

15. Yuck!!!!!

Now I've lost my appetite for dinner. :puke:

[CentristDemocrat]

25. Damn, Republicans are UGLY!!!!

[karlschneider]

14. They are just the right size for lying through.

:eyes:

[buff2]

16. Little yellow teeth........

For a little yellow moron.

[U2Shark]

17. Eeeewww!

They look like little baked beans!

[Clark Can WIN]

26. Thanks alot

I can't breathe and I can't see my football game anymore..........:cry:


that was fn hilarious.

[corarose]

18. The Chimp still has his baby teeth & that's why they are so yellow

Damn my gums looks better then his golden yellow baby teeth. When the hell is his permanent teeth coming in.

I swear the Bush family are from hell. Look at how crazy he looks in the face he's not normal!

[corarose]

20. Dammmmnnnnn His breath must STINK!

:kick:

[FredScuttle]

23. Austin Powers laughs at *'s teeth

looks like his gums decided to launch a "pre-emptive strike" against his teeth and are are now the occupying "liberators"

[Arugula Latte]

27. Yes, but the teeth threw flowers

and danced in the street...

[CentristDemocrat]

24. He probably has gum disease-type breath

barf