Falwell's living will says he wants to stay a veggie....whaaaaa?

[grumpy old fart]

After claiming Terri's condition is just like his was a few weeks ago, he goes on to say:

"But I've already given my living will. Don't you dare pull the plug on me. I want to wake up in 14 years and say, "What day is it? What time is it?"

http://mediamatters.org/items/200503280007

How many people do you think make out a living will that says they want to stay on life support forever??? And this from a guy who supposedly believes he's going straight to God's right hand.

[iconoclastNYC]

1. After 14 years

You'd have to relearn how to walk and talk, right?

These people are such morans.

[andyhappy]

2. maybe because deep down

jerry fallwell knows that there is no place in heaven for the likes of him and his ilk!

[finecraft]

12. Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a Winner!

Yep, he knows.....and Robertson knows and Swaggert knows...they all know.

[Cleita]

3. So when Jesus comes for him in the rapture, is he going to

refuse to go?

[HockeyMom]

9. Somebody,

somewhere, sometime, will manage to actually get a copy of his Living Will. YOU KNOW that will happen. lol

[dave123williams]

4. That fat bastard is beelining for a lake of fire right now.

[tanyev]

5. Because I want to be a burden on my loved ones!

[mike_c]

6. Falwell is terrified of the conversation he anticipates having...

...with god.

[TwilightZone]

8. Bingo.

He knows that he's doomed.

[BurtWorm]

7. Annoying even in brain death.

Not surprising.

[andyhappy]

16. ha ha ha ha LOL

that is great!

[Walt Starr]

10. If that's what he wants, it's his business, not mine

:shrug:

I don't really give a damn.

[Jack Rabbit]

11. I'm happy for him that he's not in Texas

He's made a choice that I would not, but at least it's his choice and not the hospital's.

[tubbacheez]

13. Someone's been reading too much of "Rip Van Wrinkle". n/t

[goodboy]

14. because he's afraid of death, because he knows his persistive

bastardization of christianity has sentenced him to an eternity in hell.

[BanzaiBonnie]

15. If he has faith...

he should be happy to go beyond this life. Isn't that what they're waiting for their whole life?

I believe that many such people are scared to death of dying. Down deep, somewhere buried beneath all their clap-trap is the knowledge that - they just don't know what awaits them. And/or they have regrets.

It's hard to let go clean if you have regrets about your behavior. Perhaps they didn't treat people nicely - were mean and cruel - and they know they weren't behaving in God's name, but out of personal vindictiveness.

[demnan]

17. Here's the scenario

Mr. Falwall you are awake?

Yes, what year is it? Who is President, a Republican Christian I hope!

It's 2025 and Chelsea Clinton is President - and David Brock is Vice President!

[johnaries]

23. LOL! And, by the way, you're under arrest for fraud!

THAT would be great!

[TahitiNut]

18. May he get his wish in an AIDS hospice.

:evilgrin:

[kweerwolf]

19. Falwell wants to be a vegetable?

I hope God takes a very literal interpretation of his request and reincarnates Jerry as a cucumber destined to be the <ahem!> phallic-substitute rectal-insertive device pressed into service by an extremely horny, but very lonely gay guy!

[Walt Starr]

20. He'd be less damaging as a turnip

At least he couldn't spout rhetoric to incite rightwing terrorists any longer.

[GiovanniC]

21. Sometimes When God Wants to Punish Someone

He answers their prayers.

[grumpy old fart]

22. Would love to see a copy of this...wonder where it will pop up...

We really don't know if he carried through with this, or just yapping...