God’s wrath on Washington DC due to Chimp’s contempt for righteousness.

spotbird

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Mon Sep-15-03 07:15 AM
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God’s wrath on Washington DC due to Chimp’s contempt for righteousness.

That’s right gang; God is giving the boy king a message. First a terrorist attack, then anthrax, then the sniper and now a hurricane. What else could all this mean? God is punishing Chimp and company for all the misery they have caused and will cause on this earth in His name. The question is, will Chimp heed God’s call? (sarcasm off)

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DoYouEverWonder

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Mon Sep-15-03 07:20 AM
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1. Nah, he'll just go AWOL

and leave town for Crawford. Funny, how someone who supposedly has a direct connection to god, is always trying to get himself out of harm's way?

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FauxNewsBlues

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Mon Sep-15-03 08:02 AM
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9. A Pat Robertson Question

Just say it levels the Bush compound at Kennebunkport, flies through the residential quarters of the White House, and levels the 700 club headquarters. How exactly will Pat spin that one?

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meegbear

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Mon Sep-15-03 07:22 AM
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2. Pat Robertson will invoke prayer ...

so it'll spare the White House and unleash it's wrath on the abortion clinic, the gay bar, the cultural center ....

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JHB

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Mon Sep-15-03 07:22 AM
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3. I wonder if Pat Robertson...

...will do his Great Hurricaine Turning routine again. Virginia Beach looks to take a pounding from Isabelle.

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JHB

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Mon Sep-15-03 07:23 AM
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5. Tonight on 'It's the Mind'...

...we study the phenomena of deja vu....

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meegbear

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Mon Sep-15-03 08:00 AM
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8. LOL ...

Good one JHB!

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opihimoimoi

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Mon Sep-15-03 07:22 AM
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4. Yup, they been lying way too much and the Woman is Pissed.

The Goddess is directing the storm onto DC to teach that Shrub a lesson??

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demnan

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Mon Sep-15-03 07:29 AM
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6. Aw come on . . .

Shrub doesn't even really live here, ya know?

It's a matter of chance - for years these storms have been pounding the Carolina coast and no has said they deserved it or it was God's wrath. It's just a bad-assed storm that may come a bit further North than they usually do.

Betcha Shrub will fly off to Crawford by Wednesday.

Pat Robertson turning hurricanes, please! Turn the damn thing toward Crawford!

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Brucey

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Mon Sep-15-03 07:45 AM
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7. I actually heard the religious right claim that

the rash of tornados in the US this summer was to punish chimpy for not supporting Israel enough. And we let everyone vote.

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