WIENER/"Savage" Talks to God, uh O'REILLY (transcript)

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Kettle...pot. Pot...kettle.

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,97318,00.html
O'REILLY: .... Now you're not a churchgoing guy. That was another thing that caught my ear as I was riding around. .... You don't go to church. You're not a real strong God guy. So why are you so...

SAVAGE: Wait, wait. No, no. Bill -- Bill -- Bill, I'm a very strong God-believing man. I just don't go to houses of worship, except maybe once or twice a year, because whether you -- well, whether people accept it or not, I am in touch with God all day long.

O'REILLY: All right. That's fine. That's your belief.

SAVAGE: I talk to God.

O'REILLY: But, you know, very rarely do you get somebody like you who are -- who was so angry -- well, you're an angry -- you know, you do that anyway, I mean, just to get attention. I understand... ....

O'REILLY: Why do you want to demonize groups? See, I don't -- I don't like it when you say the sodomites. I don't -- I think that's -- that diminishes you. See, there are good gays and there are bad gays. There are good...

SAVAGE: Well, I don't even want to talk about that. ....

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[HFishbine]

1. SAVAGE: I talk to God.

It's when they say God talks back that I start to worry.

[JitterbugPerfume]

2. there is no God

if there were a God she would strike that evil one down

[stoystown]

3. Weiner: "God? Are you there? It's me, Mike."

God: "Shut the fuck up, you homophobe! Go get a job at McDonalds!"

Weiner: "Sorry, wrong number."

click.