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Tweety will talk about his "hard on," Slimeman will weasel about how the Democrats have now been "verified." Woodruff and Blitzer will fawn and salivate over the "strength and validity" he brings to the Democratic ticket. Political Operatives who worked for Clinton and Gore will be named as signing on to the "winning campaign of this "attractive General with impeccable credentials," who will challenge "p-Resident Bush."
DU will have at least 30 threads a day following Clark from waking to nappy, his campaign stops, his love of babies, puppies and cats. What he eats, what kindnesses he's done for his fellow human beings, his strength of character, his understanding of international affairs,his attractive physical presence and how this all prepares him for his role of "Dragon Slayer."
This is going to make the Dean posts (which some DU'ers complained about)look puny by comparison, and all the other candidates (referred to by the Freeps as the 9 Dwarfs)will truly begin to look like Dwarfs,as the Clarkies and the Media fall all over themselves to make him the "Chosen One."
Hey, I thought he might make a good VP Candidate....but, I still have serious doubts about him being Presidential material. Still..let the Blitz begin....and,when it all sorts out, may the best Man/Woman become our Nominee. I just hope we can keep on top of all the spin and jostling that's going to be going on. Things are going to get very busy in the coming months....
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