So, what are the top 10 reasons Shrub looked like shit today?

[Ilsa]

Seriously, he looked anemic and pukin' ill on tv. Did someone finally tell him he's gonna be a one-termer like Poppy?

Was it that rotten-egg-sucking taste in his mouth from having to admit that there wasn't any evidence linking Hussein to 9-11?

Maybe that someone is going to nail Rove on outing Plame (CIA agent) just to spite Wilson?

Perhaps Jenna and Barbara told him they are going to work on the Clark campaign?

[nostamj]

1. he ALWAYS looks like SHIT

imho, of course.

[tjdee]

2. Yup, that's what I was going to say. n/t

[Ilsa]

4. Well, yeah, you're right, but

usually he looks a little "rosier", like he's sleeping better, having a great workout in an air conditioned gym, etc. The thousand dollar suits always helped before.

[disgruntella]

3. i vote rotten-egg-sucking

Because I like the image a whole lot.

[JohnyCanuck]

5. Hi IS a piece of shit

What do you expect? Shit not to look like shit?

[xJlM]

6. Late night with the coke spoon?

Pickles rode him hard and put him away wet?
He got an actual look at his re-(s)election numbers?
Cheney rode him hard and put him away wet?

[Champion Jack]

10. it's the dope

,

[Brian Sweat]

7. Rove wouldn't let him take his "medicine" this morning.

[ComerPerro]

8. This is why you have to drink lots of water

Before going to bed after an evening of binge drinking.

[maggrwaggr]

9. because he's been having nightmares about this:

[CentristDemocrat]

11. He looks like shit because he knows Clark will destroy him.

[Starpass]

12. Have a question--hasn't he been, like, too quite lately??

I expected Rove to have him come roaring back from vacation. But, except the photo op of talking to the military boys, these people have been way too quite. That makes me nervous. Some MSNBC whore a couple months ago said that it's Rove's intention to have Bush a part of "all news stories"....and, of course, these whores were willing to oblige. But all of a sudden things have gotten quiet....deadly quiet.......

[spanone]

13. *

10. He doesn't have a secretary named Monica
9. His kids are in rehab
8. He's never really amounted to anything
7. Jeb can beat the shit out of him
6. He can't drink in public
5. His cocaine dealer can't get security clearance
4. He dreamt he had an affair with Michael Moore last night
3. He just learned that China wasn't inside North Korea
2. Dick Cheney won't let him play in his bunker swimming pool
1. He realized he is Mr. President and it even scared the shit out of him

[DoYouEverWonder]

14. He sure does look like

a pimple that's ready to burst.

[leftofthedial]

21. that's not a brain

that's pus

[Malva Zebrina]

15. He is married to the frumpiest, most dumbest and drugged up first lady

in decades. He cannot make her look intelligent because he is so dumb himself, so he tells her to stay in her room until he, or someone else in his camp, tells her to come out. When he tells her to come out, and she does come out, she looks like a frumpy dumpy ,dressed like some ignoramus, dugnoramus from Oshgosh. Poor thing--she is as dumb and as numb as a box of doorknobs. What a chore it must be for the Bush administration to keep trying to boost her image--and no wonder she always looks so waxy and so confused--no one is really giving her any real clues as to how she should look--left to her own is a disaster. How pathetic and shallow a life this woman leads.

[DinahMoeHum]

16. Methinks the message getting around: He's a phony.

n/t

:nopity:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

17. BECAUSE HE HAD TO GO ON TV TODAY AND ADMITT HE LIED

he admitted "saddam/iraq had nothing to do with the attacks on 911"...and the repukes are still excusing him...unphucking believable!!! i think that if he raped their child they would excuse him :puke:

[cliss]

18. I"m tempted to say it's because

he and his buddies opened 'pandora's box', but I think he's gone back to drinking. During his vacation, it was widely reported here at DU that he was drinking NA beer, and it's usually not too long after that that the alcoholic goes back to the bottle.

Notice the broken veins on his nose - a sure sign. The eyes are clear in this photo, but I've seen some others where his eyes are glazed over. He dropped his dog recently, and he just looks like crap a lot of the time.

Time for AA.

[9215]

19. OHHHH, fuck!!!!!!!!

NO fucking body looks like nothing on TV!!!!!!!!

IT is all fucking makeup and bullshit. You are one dumb asshole for entertaining its significance.

[imax2268]

20. I think...

it's all those late night drug induced orgies with Ahhhhhhnold and Tom Delay...

[emad]

22. The botox has failed, they've upped the antabuze and

the temporal lobe implants are past their sell-by.....or maybe it's uncomfortable to sit with those rectal polyps the docs explored last year (or was that just the quickest route to do his annual brain scan?)

[robbedvoter]

23. reason #1: Clark is in!

Seriously, I haven't watched him at all, but I believe you.
It must be all that tongue tripping they've been doing recently: Saddam/Osama - we said it, but we were just kidding, we didn't say it, we just slipped, it's not all that many words (insert your Jacky Mason routine here)