Despicable!: Rush Limbo tries to frame Clark as a sissy

[bluestateguy]

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_091703/content/truth_detector.guest.html

I cued the Dr. Strangelove music as I began Wednesday's program discussing the 10th dwarf in the Democratic presidential primaries. I quoted Richard Goldstein's Village Voice piece talking about Democrats "searching for the candidate with the right kind of masculine presentation." He writes, "If Bill Clinton was a bottom-feeding Rhett Butler, then Wesley Clark is Ashley Wilkes..."



Folks, Ashley Wilkes was a wimp - and he was on the losing side of the Civil War! Women hate him because he depended on Scarlett O'Hara to do everything! Note also that liberal Democrats hate the military, and Dwight D. Eisenhower specifically, yet they're casting Wilkes as both.

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[Merlin]

1. That's LIMBO -- as in "How Low Can You Go ???" n/t

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[StephNW4Clark]

2. Rush and Ann Coulter

obviously read from the same script.

When John McCain and Newt Gingrich can't question Clark's patriotism, you know Rove gave the wink for the right wing nuts to launch strange and insane arguments. (Is Rush actually using "Gone with the Wind"?? Next thing, he'll be referencing John Grisham and Danielle Steele.)

[Julien Sorel]

3. It's like Clinton all over again.

The hatred and fear are palpable. God damn, we need this guy in the White House. Fatass will then finally have the stroke that he would have had years ago if there was a just God.

[sasquatch]

4. Screw the Pigman

All he does is tell lies so why is it surprising to you.

[eileen from OH]

5. Why am I not surprised. . .

It has occurred to me that while certain Dems think that Clark is inoculated from the "weak" meme by virtue of his military service and leadership, that won't stop the Limbogian assholes from taking a cookie and trying to transform it into a cow pie.

Any group that can give serious consideration to reinventing Joe McCarthy as a "patriot" will have no qualms about morphing Wesley Clark into Mr. Rogers.

Facts have never stopped them and it won't stop 'em now. The AWOL President with pretzels in his pants is the REAL man. Ooooh, Pretzel Pants. I like it.

eileen from OH

[Cloud]

7. LOL, pretzels

I remember that. First he chokes on a pretzel, then he falls off of a scooter, then he drops a dog. What next?

[wegottem]

6. Rust Limberger

The more he fears someone the more he bad mouths them, Hillary has him scared to death. I guess Clark is the same good for him and us.
How people can listen to that fat bastard is beyond me he is a outright idiot, he can get away with anything lies he wants to.

[carpetbagger]

8. Coming soon: 2922 more days of America Held Hostage.

Bring 'em on.

[RapidCreek]

9. That's good commin from a guy

Who dodged the draft 'cause' his asshole had cysts on it. I wonder what kind of consistent anal irritation caused those cysts Rush. Yep...while Clark was defending his country...ole rush was busy sticking things up his bunghole.

RC

[Zuni]

13. LOL

I did not know Rush missed service because of anal cysts!

[OldSoldier]

15. And how many minutes have you been on the left?

Limbaugh's pilonidal cyst, Cheney's five deferments, Dennis Hastert's physical problems (that somehow didn't prevent him from taking a college wrestling scholarship) and the rest of the chickenhawks' "more important reasons" to avoid becoming a name on the Wall in Washington are common knowledge here.

Welcome to the Left. You'll like it here.

[Old and In the Way]

10. Rush is paid $24MM/year to promote the party line.

Do you know anyone who is paid $24MM to tell the truth?

[pa28]

11. They always go over the line

Rush and the rest of the right-wing communications establishment are so arrogant they believe they can pick a smear almost at random and make it stick. Why should'nt they be? It's worked in the past. But in the end arrogance always causes Republicans to go just one step too far. This is going to backfire because it gives Clark a chance to compare war records. Democrats should be licking their chops over this.

[KingOfLostSouls]

12. Rush Limbaugh Defined

"Speaking of satan, I was watching rush limbaugh the other day. Doesn't rush limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him? Doesn't he? Am I the only one? Can't you see his fat body in a tub while reagan, quayle, and bush just SHHHHHHHHH just standing around pissin on him and he can't, his lil piggly wiggly dick can't get hard. "ughn ughn I can't get hard, reagan pee in my mouth." "well, hows that rush?" still can't get hard, so they call in barbara bush. she takes her pearls off, puts them up his ass. then squats over him, undoes her girdle, her wrinkled flacid labia unfolds halfway down to her knees like some ball-less scrotum..."Ughnn ughnnn" she squeezes a link into his mouth. finally his dick gets half hard, "OHHHHH!!!" A little clear bubble forms at the end with a maggot inside. the maggot pops the bubble and runs off and joins a pro life group somewhere; thank god I had the insight to notice rush limbaugh is a scatmuncher. he munches scat."

-The Late Bill Hicks

[jumptheshadow]

14. Read Joe Conason on Salon

http://www.salon.com/

Get a Day Pass if you don't have a subscription. He writes about how the Republicans will slime Clark. He also links to an excellent blog that predicts what talking points the RW will use:

>>It will be interesting to see how much of this the Republicans can perpetrate before their tactics start to backfire. But their real problem is that they don't know any other way to win an election -- and their sinking numbers could soon give rise to panic. The more they attack Clark now, the more obvious it will become that he is the nominee of their nightmares.

Clark pledged to avoid personal attacks and campaign on the issues -- a cliché so hoary that it is difficult to type. He may well mean to do so. But let no one, especially not in the Bush White House, think he isn't tough enough to strike back when they and their epigones come after him. The general has war-gamed this campaign -- and he knows exactly what this enemy will do to remain in power.<<

[philosophie_en_rose]

16. Sure, Analzit...

You know, this is simply amazing. Buttpimple Limbaugh claims that a god damned General is a sissy with no war experience. And Ashley Wilkes? Oh please. What's next? Al Sharpton as Scarlett O'Hara?

[robbedvoter]

17. But even Ashley Willks served in the war, while boil-butt

Oh, well, when sewage gets "literary"....

[dusty64]

18. The coward that

got out of military service because of an ingrown hair on his ass is calling someone else a sissy. I can't wait till these wastes of oxygen and skin get put in their places, how do you listen?