Bill Hicks Defines Jesse Helms And "Reich" Wing Thought

[KingOfLostSouls]

"Anyone, you know when jesse helms finally dies, he's going to commit suicide first of all, out back behind a pecan tree. he's going to slash his wrists and write in blood, "I've been a bad boy." But you know they're going to find the skins of young children drying in his attic. Swarms of horseflies going in and out of the ives, and on CNN over and over his wife goin, "I always wondered about jesse's collection of little shoes." Anyone that far to the right is fuckin hiding a deep dark secret."

[Rocinante]

1. Yeah

One of his secrets I saw on CNN a few years ago was about the conditions of his renter houses and they shamed him into actually fixing the plumbing, etc. I think that was during an election year for him, it couldn't have been an act of kindness I'm sure.

[LuCifer]

2. HELL YES!

Man, do I ever miss Bill Hicks. Especially in times like these.

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