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QC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 12:58 AM
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"I'm not going to fondle your tight little bum for you!"
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General Clark's plea for a gentle yet firm fondling of his famously tight little bum was a source of frustration with the Pentagon, and there was a celebrated dispute with the British commander General Sir Dick Hardman.

He ordered General Hardman to give him what he needed at Pristina airport, in full view of the troops, not to mention a number of old ladies, impressionable children, and assorted cudly animals, as combat came to a close.

"I'm not going to fondle your tight little bum for you, even though it's very captivating" the British commander is reported to have replied.
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 01:02 AM
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1. Your link is broken. Try these.
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QC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 01:36 AM
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2. Some things deserve only ridicule.
But it's encouraging that you have found a handy site dealing with logical fallacies--you could learn a lot there.
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whirlygigspin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 02:15 AM
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3. spot the difference
I wish people would differenciate between

"people I would vote for", and
"people I would sleep with".

Well said, Gov.gangbang
nice butt Mr.Clark
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