Send the Doctor in: These Bushites are pathological Liars: "Read My Lies"

[opihimoimoi]

We are drowning in lies, deciet, distortion, disinformation, etc etc.

Spin Spin Spin is all we get. Now wonder we cannot WIN. The whole pub thing is built on fraud and bull shit. From Swagger to Yellow Cake to WMD to Florida, its a trail of broken promises and lies.

The Photo Op Prez is SICK and needs Help in the form of a retirement

Get the whacko outta there

[Octafish]

1. Monkey drum needs beating.

First, this:



Then, this:

[Hubert Flottz]

2. His Mommy never taught him not to lie like ours taught us!

Prolly baking some Barr Booosh cookies for some SS dudes visiting Poppy and didn't have time! Faux family values I reckon!

Come we go get the polygraph warmed up for campaign 2004!

[opihimoimoi]

3. and now we see the Bush has lied to us once more re the Iraqi/Bin Laden

connection. Seems like they are backtracking, "We never said that" but when examined, they did say that... Oh Me, Oh My.

Now what.???

[spooky3]

4. Time to borrow the line *'s Mommy used on Al Franken

"(We're) through with you!"

[Hubert Flottz]

6. She's got a hard on at Gwad because she looks like George

Washington, so she created several monsters to out-do the other famous one she looks more like, Gawdzilla!

No wonder the Eagle is SORE, these people put her picture on our dollar bills! BTW I hear Bush wants to give North Korea a job now printing our dollars to save money, so he can bribe countries to send soldiers to Iraq! It's a small World (Order) after all!

[radfringe]

5. he just keeps on lying....and lying....and lying

http://www.cafeshops.com/radicalfringe.7262223

[Hubert Flottz]

7. The Texas Talliban uses an even older and more simple ................

weapon than a box cutter to take down American freedom! The T T uses one of the oldest weapons on earth, which the Devil himself invented billions of years ago, the 'BIG BALD FACED LIE'! The Devil opened that can of Whoopass on Gawd too, but Gawd was too smart for that trick! The T T schools all their troops(KKKon-servatives)in the extensive use of the BIG LIES as a WMD! They have places to school their Wanna be corporate Terra-ists in the desert near Sugarland Texas!

The 'KKKon-servative KKKuida' opratives like the lie as a WMD far better than a weapon like a boxcutter, because a lie don't cost anything, which saves more loot to bribe judges, bribe other countries like Turkey, create huge tax cuts for other corporate Terra-ist Cells in places like Wall Street and to buy elections with!

[Hubert Flottz]

8. Condition REDNECK!

I just intercepted some Terra-ist CHATTER I'll pass this on to Y'all ASAP! This proves the sleeper cell in south Texas is still very much alive! I can't tell if this Terra-ist is living in a cave or not, but I'm betting it's more like a penthouse or a nice place in Colorado ski country! Here is the secret Document:

Confidential Memo
Kenny Boy to Georgie Boy:
"Welcome to the Club"

Dear Georgie:

I thought I was the only guy facing a political/ethical firing squad. But you have topped me, my lad. The "I" word is beginning to be brought out of mothballs. Unless something major happens (another terrorist attack would help out a lot), you're about to join Bubba in the impeachment well.

When Enron went South and the press sharks came out to taste the blood, I just had to eat the bad publicity, declare bankruptcy, hunker down and try to ride it out. (So far, it's working; nobody's even asked me lately about Enron's connection to the oil pipeline now planned to go through Afghanistan to our dormant plant in India.)

You, my friend, are in a somewhat different position. I know you're trying to find a hunker place, but I'm afraid, given your rather lonely position at the top, there's really no place for you to hunk. And there are too many folks wanting your head -- on a plate -- and they're not all Democrats. MUCH MORE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

http://www.counterpunch.org/weiner0521.html

We have determined that this is in fact the voice of that famous Corporate Terra-ist on the tape!

That Is All!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Condition REDNECK!