How about a Will Pitt-Wesley Clark ticket?

[Wetzelbill]

That way everybody on DU can consolidate their obsessive threads and take turns either blowing or trashing both of them all at the same time.

[Bertrand]

1. You should start a thre....

nevermind :)

[joeybee12]

2. That would doom Wes' chances

for anything, including dogcatcher!

[Wetzelbill]

3. haha, that one cracked me up

[Must_B_Free]

4. A warmonger and a fat guy in a tie dye?!?

sounds like a dream ticket to me!

I'd prefer a Pitt/Clark ticket.

[WilliamPitt]

5. Who you calling fat???

[VelmaD]

6. Woohoo - FIGHT!!!

You boys strip your shirts off and oil up first and I'll go get the camera. ;-)

[WilliamPitt]

8. I need a lot of oil because apparently I'm FAT

[VelmaD]

9. You need any help...

making sure it gets evenly distributed to all your nooks and crannies...you know who to ask. ;-)

[Wetzelbill]

12. hmmm........I smell a restraining order coming on

Again, I need to finish my book so I can get some stalkers too.

[VelmaD]

18. I'm not a stalker...

I'm a groupie. Get it right. ;-)

[Wetzelbill]

20. my bad, so do you have any groupie friends you could send my way?

I have no scruples.

[Cooley Hurd]

10. **spit-take**

You're not fat, other people are just small...}(

[Must_B_Free]

7. hehe!

I wanted to see if you were watching.

I think it was you who described yourself like this once, many moons ago.

Or maybe it was a "leather hat" instead of "fat"?

[madrchsod]

11. two mints in one!!!

sounds good to me

[mpsteve]

13. Will Pitt would make an excellent V.P.!!!

A true attack dog...the most important quality of a V.P.!!!

Sorry, Will. I have to go with Wes at the top of the ticket.

[symbolman]

14. I don't think Will wants to

live in the VP Batcave.. :)

[LawDem]

15. Not old enough is he?

Will isn't 35 yet is he? Not yet 35 -- can't be president per the constitution. Speaking on behalf of those of us who meet this particular constitutional qualification, however, let me say that most (all?) of us would gladly trade our "eligibility for office" for the years off the calender!

[Patriot_Spear]

16. Isn't there a one Ego limit on a Presidential ticket?

Just kidding- nobody start crying.

[Raven]

17. Love handles...pudgy...hugable...not FAT!

He just needs to get off the computer and go out for a run! But, honestly, Wes Clark gives me the creeps and I don't know why...maybe seeing that picture of him the other day with a suit coat on and levis and no socks...just weird. Now I don't mean to start a war here... just my observation, that's all.

[scottxyz]

19. Will Pitt would be a great speechwriter for any Dem candidate/president

Will really has a way with words and he nails all the facts right on the head - I'd love to see him contributing to some of the Dem speeches that get said around the land during the campaign...